Alec Baldwin Gives the Roasters a Taste of Their Own Medicine – Roast of Alec Baldwin

Alec Baldwin Gives the Roasters a Taste of Their Own Medicine – Roast of Alec Baldwin


What a night. You all talked about me
berating the paparazzi, marrying a woman half my age, and so many other
memorable achievements. I’m glad you all had fun
and a sizable amount of TV exposure at my expense, but just–there’s one more
charitable act that I’ve done that
I won’t get credit for. I’m a generous guy,
so sharing the spotlight is my gift to all of you. But at the same time, I want
to set all of you straight. Not you, Sean. If your father couldn’t
do that, how can I? – [laughs] – Sean, you proved to the world
that gay characters could be successful
in prime time, and tonight you proved
once and for all that Neil Patrick Harris
wasn’t available. Sean, you have the face
of a ventriloquist doll and the asshole of a much larger
ventriloquist doll. Blake Griffin, my gift to you
is bringing awareness to whatever tragic skin disease
it is you have. [clears throat] You’re a remarkable man, Blake. I wish we were as close
as your eyes are. Blake Griffin,
tonight you demonstrated what you do best:
sitting while others score.

100 thoughts on “Alec Baldwin Gives the Roasters a Taste of Their Own Medicine – Roast of Alec Baldwin”

  1. Alec Baldwin is one of many I would love to meet one on one and see how tuff he really is, guarantee he bitches up, however I hope he doesn't, I'd love to smash his face in.

  2. It was kinda hard to watch this roast because we all know deep inside Alec is a bitter, mean spirited, hateful person that hates President Trump with a passion and when you combined that with comedy it just doesn’t go together.

  3. Funny how comedy central hiding the Adam Corolla part of the roast. quite pathetic really, and just goes to show how correct he is

  4. Just heard he's gonna be a Daddy again, #6, how can he have any energy left to work with 5 very young kids & still having a sex life? 🤣

  5. Actually those comebacks are very funny especially the one about Sean having a bigger a*******then a ventriloquist's dummy…lol it took me a minute because I'm slow and I'm not into insertion.

  6. We might take a day to write up with degrading insults to people
    It took this guy a short time to come up with them
    Can see him thinking hard when his daughter mentioned the birthday joke, it took him a while to realise her roasting.

  7. Where the roastee roasts the roasters for the win. A reversal of roles this year. There’s another three minutes of roasting by Alec that’s not here though.

  8. it's funny how time kinda slows down for this shit, if anyone knows where i can get the pure cocaine version, the uncut first premiere version on CC, please let me know, i don't have cable

  9. This is so weird, I could swear this roast of Alec Baldwin had already been done a few years ago already, it’s like a Mandela effect or something

  10. used ta like baldwin , till i saw how many times he was on the epstein manifest . Just another left wing child molester ! Kimmels on the list , cooper , colbert . Colberts part of the hillary adrenachrome club . You dems are sick bastards !
    MAGA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  11. WhTs funny is that they didnt mention how he drinks tortured captured childrens blood at satanic rituals . With the rest of the the govt elite and hollyweird pedoscumbags

  12. epic career with tons of great friends and former cast members and these people are who CC could throw together??? The whole event was unfunny and poorly planned. Baldwin looked miserable and not in the right way. It's probably been since the Franco roast that you've had any success at all.

  13. I have no idea how this guy gets the honor of being roasted on CC.
    He called his own daughter a disgusting pig.
    He's also the biggest racist and xenophobic POS.
    But let's celebrate him because "OrAnGe MaN BaD"

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