Binging with Babish: It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Special

Binging with Babish: It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Special


Intro music plays ♫♫ [Mac] “Oh! What’s that, you were supposed to get booze! [Frank] Ooh! This is ham! soaked in rum it is loaded with booze. M: God damn it, Frank. Eating your drinks? That is genius. F: Ow! What the — What the — what is that?? M: Oh yeah” Hey what’s up guys, welcome to a very special episode of Binging with Babish Where to celebrate 100,000 subscribers we are going to make Both a show-accurate recreation of, and my own version of, the insane drinks and dishes dreamed up by It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia maybe the most legendary of which is Rum Ham Now I don’t want to waste this whole ham, so I’m just going to take a large slab of it you might call it a ham steak put it in a bowl with a whole lot of rum soak it overnight, just as Frank describes. While that’s soaking, though, we’re going to make ourselves a delicious brown sugar glazed ham with pineapple rum sauce. We’re going to start by scoring the meat, like so I’m cutting a little too deep here, try just to cut into the surface of the skin, not into the meat itself Now we’re gonna make a brown sugar rub With just a whole lot of brown sugar, some salt and pepper that we’re going to liberally rub all over the roast before placing it in a 350 degree oven for about an hour and a half until the center registers about 135 degrees Fahrenheit. Now it wouldn’t be rum ham without rum, so we’re gonna make some caramelized pineapple that we’re then going to crank over high heat add about half a cup of rum, get your torch ready, and engage slow-motion. Cool. Stand back and have a fire extinguisher at the ready, you don’t want crispy eyebrows or… to be dead Make sure all the alcohol’s burned off, take it off the heat, and let’s get our ham out of the oven. It’s already beautiful. Hack off a couple slices and plate it up with our beautiful pineapple sauce You can see that I’ve got some Riot Juice at the ready, we’ll touch on that later Now this might be a delicious way to eat ham, but it’s not gonna get you drunk For that we’re gonna need our glistening, rum-soaked slab of ham that we’re gonna take a bite of and immediately spit out because it’s really really disgusting [Dennis] This is one of the few times where it is acceptable to be shirtless in a public forum so I’m blastin bare chest the whole time, what do you think? [Mac] Smart. [Frank] I think you’re gonna be cold as shit [Dennis] I’m not gonna be cold at all. Cause I’m gonna be wasted on graiin alcohol [M] Graiiin alcohol, baby Whenever there’s a potential riot, I’m gettin blasted on grain alcohol [D] RIOT JUICE! [M] Like rum punch! [F] Put some of that on my bug bites [D] We’re not gonna be wasting our fine grain alcohol on your goddamn bug bites, idiots Riot juice is a drink to be consumed, in public, during a potentially violent sporting event so let’s get a container that we can bring to the ball park We’re gonna start with grain alcohol, and add what I can only imagine is blue Gatorade that’s blue flavored Gatorade. They couldn’t come up with a name for the flavor, so they just called it blue Now, this may get you drunk and effectively bring you back to your college days but let’s see if we can make this actually palatable because boy, it is rough. We’re going to start with the same kind of high-proof hooch that we’re going to add to a cocktail shaker filled with ice And some blue curaçao which has the added benefits of color, flavor, and more alcohol And then to help make this extra-drinkable, we’re going to add a little bit of pineapple juice Close up your cocktail shaker, and shake well to combine. Now, not only does this stuff look just like Riot Juice, it also tastes really, really good while getting you completely and utterly drunk it’s so good that I’ve actually made it for myself a few times since shooting this episode [Mac] …2, 1, FIGHT MILK! The first alcoholic, dairy-based protein drink For bodyguards… [Charlie] …by bodyguards! I drink it every morning so I can fight, like a crow! It’s crow’s egg! MIILK Made fresh! [M] By bodyguards… and Charlie [C] What up! Now on to the brainchild of Mac and Charlie: Fight Milk This, of course starts with milk And it’s surprisingly hard to get crow’s eggs unless you’re Charlie so I’ve got some quail’s eggs here, which are pretty awesome because apparently they’re a lot safer to eat raw There’s a very low chance of getting salmonella, so I’m going to dump a whole bunch of these in here along with what looked like vodka, from the video. Now I’m not a bodyguard, so this is not official fight milk but it’s gonna give us a very similar flavor to what was consumed in the TV show. Just mix that up and what we’ve got here is a combination of milk, eggs, and vodka, so as you can imagine it doesn’t taste… great So let’s see if we can’t improve on that I thought a great direction to go would be a makeshift eggnog martini so we’re going to add our quail’s eggs, our vodka, and some milk, along with some eggnog spice. we’ve got allspice, cinnamon, nutmeg, and a little bit of simple syrup for sweetness. Then we’re going to shake very, very vigorously because you want to emulsify those eggs and make a nice, creamy drink like this I’ve already had a lot to drink so far today with the Riot Juice, so I’m just going to have a sip of this just to try it. Maybe just one more sip, it’s pretty good, so… ah, that’s very good, maybe one more sip… [Frank] Okay, the butter goes on, then the peanut butter. [Charlie] Hmm? What’re you doing? [F] Peanut butter goes in the middle? [C] No! Do not put peanut butter on that! A Grilled Charlie has peanut butter last [F] Okay, either inside or outside? [C] Peanut butter outside! Chocolate inside! Butter inside, cheese outside! *knock* [F] Go away! Whatever you do, don’t make a Grilled Charlie unless you’re in the mood to scrape a whole bunch of burnt cheese off the bottom of your pan. We’re going to start by buttering the wrong side of our bread and placing it cheese-side down in a hot skillet. We’re then going to top that with some chocolate syrup Another piece of buttered bread – again, wrong side down. We’re gonna try and flip that but, of course, it’s gonna be burnt to the bottom, get some nice, melted, crunchy cheese there, and then we’re gonna top the other side with peanut butter before scooping and serving. Now, this was actually not as bad as I thought it was gonna be. The cheese was kinda lost in the peanut butter and the chocolate but it was good enought that I had more than one bite, I’m ashamed to say, here you go. But as it is with most of the foods in “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia,” I feel we can do better. So we are gonna start with some brioche, then we’re gonna put some melted butter, top it with some good, eating, chocolate; and a nice slab of brie that we’re then going to top with another slice of brioche smeared with peanut butter. We’re gonna toast that up just like we would any other grilled cheese sandwich before slicing and serving. Of all of the “It’s always sunny” iterations on this episode I almost wanna recommend this one the most but it doesn’t hold a candle to Milk Steak [Dennis] Let’s talk about your likes and dislikes… How about your favorite food? What that would that be? [Charlie] Um, Milk Steak. [D] What? [C] Milk Steak. [D] I’m not putting Milk Steak! I’m gonna put steak!
[Mac] Just put steak and then we’ll… [C] Don’t put steak! Put Milk Steak! She’ll know what it is. [D] No, she won’t know what it is, Charlie. Nobody knows what that is. [Babish] I think you guys know how Milk Steak is prepared. We’re gonna bring about two cups of milk to a boil before dropping a once beautiful rib-eye into the boiling milk until palid and mishapen. Remove from the milk once it looks like it’s maybe… done, I don’t know. And before digging in, we need to add Charlie’s preferred accoutrement which is a few handfuls of jelly beans. I know this looks absolutely scroumptious, but as soon as I managed to scoop a bite into my mouth, well… Sorry you have to see this. It was not only the flavor but the texture that was the stuff of nightmares so I know that we can improve on this one. We are gonna start with half a pound of bacon that we’re gonna render on about a quarter cup of water until we get all the fat out and it’s crispy brown. We’re then gonna brown some boneless shortrib in the bacon fat; now I know this isn’t quite steak but it’s beef and it’s fatty, it’s delicious and it’s actually gonna work very well braised in milk. So after we get a nice brown crust on those we’re gonna take them out, add our bacon back to the pot. Crank up the heat and deglaze with – you guessed it – milk. Scrape up all of that delicious fond off the bottom of the pot and then add some sage, rosemary and a few carrots for sweetness. Along with a couple cloves of garlic and our browned pieces of boneless shortrib. Make sure they are propped on top of the vegetables so they are sticking out of the liquid a little bit. This way they can continue to brown as they braise in the oven for about 2 hours – 300 degree oven. Once they are butterknife tender we are gonna take them out of the braising liquid and cool them so we can slice them into pleasing little cubes. In the meantime, we’re gonna make a bacon gravy. This is just like a sausage gravy but with, instead of sausage, bacon. How did you know that? So just like we did earlier we are gonna render and brown about a quarter pound of bacon, before adding a few tablespoons of flour, effectively creating a roux. And then adding milk to create gravy. That we are then going to mix up and make sure we get the consistency right. Taste for seasoning, add salt and pepper as necessary and get ready for plating. Now in lieu of jelly beans, we have a rosemary and pea shoot gel – I’ll make all of these recipes available when I have the gumption to type them up. I’m gonna go for a chef’s table kinda vibe so I’m gonna line these up with some deep-fried parmesan-polenta cubes and then top each of our pieces of shortrib with some of our bacon gravy. Garnish with some mustard microgreens, this is gonna give a nice and peppery bite. Swirl with a bit more of our rosemary/pea shoot gel. Add some edible flowers for color. Wipe up the swirl of rosemary/pea shoot gel when we realize it might’ve been a poor design choice. Opt for some dots instead and let’s dig in. Now while this might have strayed ever so slightly from what Charlie had in mind when he ordered Milk Steak in that restaurant, this turned out really, really good and was one of the few plates in the history of this show that I ended up leaving totally clean. But then again, I was blasted on grain alcohol. *coughs with disgust* Oh man! *coughs with disgust*

100 thoughts on “Binging with Babish: It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Special”

  1. One of the few plates you cleaned in the show? It only had 3 bites to it! It would speak poorly for the thing if you didn't eat it all.

  2. Everyone called me crazy when my favorite childhood food was chocolate grilled cheese
    Now we have the grilled charlie, great minds think alike

  3. Just binge watched like 30 of your episodes for the past two days. Just noticed I wasn't already subscribed. The shame!

  4. Why do americans eat steaks almost burnt on the outside and raw on the inside???
    Wouldn't you get very ill from eating raw meat? or have I been lied to by my parents?

  5. Ok, I looked but no one else asked and I have been looking for a new on for ages:
    Where can I find one of those tall wide bottom tumblers? I had one for ages, plastic, just big enough to clean and hold about 24 oz of booze with some ice. Sadly the cup broke, cracked hard when someone tried to stuff their whole hand inside it.

    Basically it was a tapered so the wide side was on the bottom. . . which made it hard to knock over . . like that one he's using.

  6. Dude, I just want to be on record by saying – when I was extremely alcoholic, I made a "proteini". After I worked out id make a shake with whiskey in it.

    Oh, god.

  7. I can only imagine Babish tagging along with the gang and helping improve all their iconic recipes… Only for them to completely and almost instantly take him for granted:

    :"Shut up, food bitch!"

  8. Bartender here – I know this was uploaded years ago, but….. you don’t want to shake eggs over ice, as the ice doesn’t allow the eggs to mix properly and doesn’t allow them to bind as well. Always dry-shake eggs!!

  9. This confirms that half the foods created by The Gang are only palatable to the most hardcore alcoholics.
    For instance…the kind that see orange juice at a buffet and wonder why they're serving mixers with no vodka.

  10. Never in my life did I ever think I'd see a man make a Michelin star-looking meal inspired by an illiterate man who boils beef in milk.

  11. First time I saw the milk steak episode, I thought it was milk that had been cooked and congealed into a kind of cheese (which sounds way worse than a steak boiled in milk). For the Grilled Charlie, I would have used shredded cheddar and let it brown a bit to get crusty

  12. Do a Paper Mario Special. There's a character in the game series (When it was good) that would always cook dishes depending on the items you give her. They are so diverse, it would be interesting to see recreations.

  13. This video is all wrong the milk steak and grilled charlie should've been eaten off the coffee table
    As frank said "NOBODY WASHES THE DISHES,We eat the food directly off the coffee table,and you know it!"

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