Cartoon Pope Francis Roasts Donald Trump

Cartoon Pope Francis Roasts Donald Trump


OH, TRUMP VISITED THE VATICAN,
VISITED THE VATICAN. THAT’S EXCITING. IT’S ONE OF THE FEW PLACES ON
EARTH WITH MORE OLD MEN THAN HIS CABINET. ( LAUGHTER )
IF YOU REMEMBER, BACK DURING THE CAMPAIGN, TRUMP BUTTED HEADS
WITH THE POPE OVER IMMIGRATION, SO PEOPLE WERE EXPECTING THIS
FIRST MEETING TO BE A BIT TENSE. AND BASED ON THIS PICTURE, IT
WAS. “I WAS WRONG. I WAS WRONG. THERE IS NO GOD.” ( LAUGHTER )
I DON’T KNOW WHY THEY CALL HIM “THE JOYFUL POPE.” MAYBE THIS IS JUST THE WAY HE
ACTS WHEN HE MEETS WORLD LEADERS. JIMMY, GOT A PHOTO OF HIM WITH
ANYBODY ELSE? OH! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ I HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE AND NEVER FELT THIS WAY BEFORE
♪ ♪ AFTERWARDS, WHEN ASKED FOR HIS
IMPRESSION OF THE POPE, TRUMP SAID, “HE IS SOMETHING.” ( LAUGHTER )
THAT IS TRUE. THAT IS TRUE. HARD TO ARGUE WITH THAT. THE POPE IS, INDEED, SOMETHING. AS JESUS HIMSELF SAID, “BLESSED
ARE THE VAGUE FOR THEY SHALL. INHERIT… YOU KNOW, STUFF.” ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) BLESSED. AS IS CEREMONIAL AS USUAL WHEN
YOU MEET WORLD LEADERS THEY EXCHANGED GIFTS. THE TWO MEN EXCHANGED GIFTS. THE POPE GAVE TRUMP A COPY OF
HIS 2017 PEACE MESSAGE AND HIS ENCYCLICAL ON CLIMATE CHANGE,
“LAUDATO SI.” AND AFTER RECEIVING THE GIFTS,
TRUMP REPLIED, “WELL, I’LL BE READING THEM.” ( LAUGHTER )
WELL, NO, YOU WON’T. MIKE PENCE, I THINK I KNOW WHAT
YOU’RE GETTING FOR CHRISTMAS. REGIFT! BUT THE BEST PART OF THE VISIT
HAPPENED AT THE END, WHEN THE POPE THREW A LITTLE SHADE AT
TRUMP’S PHYSIQUE. FRANCIS TURNED TO THE FIRST LADY
AND SAID, “WHAT DO YOU GIVE HIM TO EAT, POTIZZA?”
WHICH IS A HIGH-CALORIE PASTRY SERVED IN SLOVENIA. OH, SNAP! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THE POPE– WHAT DO YOU FEED HIM, POTIZZA? THE POPE JUST CALLED THE
PRESIDENT CHUBBY! ( LAUGHTER )
I CANNOT BELIEVE THE INFALLIBLE VICAR OF CHRISTS JUST PLAYED THE
DOZENSES ON OUR PRESIDENT. FOR MORE, PLEASE WELCOME, LIVE
VIA SATELLITE, CARTOON POPE!>>Stephen: YOUR CARTOON
HOLINESS, THANK YOU FOR JOINING US.>>THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME,
STEPHEN.>>Stephen: SO, DO YOU REGRET
MAKING THAT CRACK ABOUT TRUMP’S WEIGHT?>>YES, MY CHILD, BECAUSE
ALTHOUGH WE MAY NOT LOVE HIS ACTIONS, WE MUST LOVE THE
SINNER– ALMOST AS MUCH AS THE SINNER LOVES THE DINNER. HA-HA, NAILED HIM!>>Stephen: OKAY, BUT, CARTOON
POPE, YOU’RE KNOWN FOR YOUR COMPASSION AND KINDNESS. WHY ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF HIM?>>YOU ARE RIGHT, STEPHEN. JESUS TAUGHT US TO LOVE– AND
THERE’S A LOT OF HIM TO LOVE! AM I RIGHT, FOLKS? YES, I AM ALWAYS RIGHT. I’M THE POPE. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: OKAY, IS IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM NOW? WHAT ELSE DID YOU DO WITH TRUMP
ON HIS VISIT?>>I GAVE HIM A TOUR OF THE
VATICAN CATACOMBS.>>Stephen: OH, REALLY? THAT’S NICE.>>BUT WHEN TRUMP ENTERED, IT
BECAME THE FATICAN FATACOMBS! OH! ( LAUGHTER )
OH!>>Stephen: WHAT JUST HAPPENED
TO YOUR VOICE?>>THEY CALL ME FRANCIS DICE
POPE! OH! SIGH, STEPHEN, DO YOU KNOW WHY
TRUMP LOVES VLADIMIR PUTIN. HE’S ALWAYS PUTTING FOOD IN HIS
FACE.>>Stephen: THESE ARE
BEGINNING TO STRETCH. HICKORY, DICKORY, DOPE! TRUMP JUST GOT BURNED BY THE
POPE!

100 thoughts on “Cartoon Pope Francis Roasts Donald Trump”

  1. It's funny how the food he suggested was from Melania's home country. How many Slovenian dishes do you think Donald knows?

  2. Trump is a rich fool who is playing to be president. In Brazil he would be fired as president long time ago . Impeachment in Trump before he destroys America.

  3. So lemme get this straight. Woman not wearing a veil in a Muslim country = good because it would be demeaning. But wearing one when visiting the pope is OK because that is somehow not demeaning… either you respect the hosts traditions or you do not. At least be consistent.

  4. Trump fears not only Germany but BMW – a great car maker? This is new in history! Never an US president has feared a car maker. Why? Maybe the US cars are bad cars and BMW with "Made in Germany" is today a car – or what US people believe what a car is what a car means and what a car "MUST have" today to drive successfuly and safe any autobahn. So the US People today prefer to buy a German car that is fast and good – why not? Today an US car is bad and dangerous. The US americans have forgotten to build good cars! So I am German and I prefer to buy Apple today – Apple is not bad and is USA! – but is this a reason for me to tell all people that US americans are bad and evil people? This is not my way and I would not say "terrible – and we must stop this!" – as Trump has said to insult the Germans. In my opinion I even admire the US people – but not Trump or Trump´s fan people!

  5. Cringeworthy, not funny and utterly biased. This is the level of a typical American. This is what the system reduced you people to. Useful idiots, who clap, laugh and boo exactly when they're told to.

  6. White people be like, religion is bad lets make fun of religious leaders. But our white Christian pope is great. If you hate the pope then you must be a terrorist. So lets just stick to ridiculing non Christian leaders.

  7. Colbert is a complete Low Life ………Making fun of a Wonderful President to get high ratings …..I wonder how high his ratings will be in the next life with God ?

  8. If trump is so religious then why doesn't the pope even like his potizza fat ass? He's not religious nor spiritual, he's a fake and he uses religion to manipulate the sheep. impeach him! regardless he's going to hell or at least karma will get him, what goes around comes around Trump.

  9. So, fat shaming is okay now? I'm very against Trump, but there is enough bullshit about him to make justifiably fun of, no need to resort to this

  10. Melania looks like an Italian widow attending the funeral of her husband. Dress for the job you want, I guess.

  11. This guy should be boycotted, he obviously is no comedian. He goes too far and has overly abused President Trump on insults only to bring up his ratings. Obviously he knows that if it's not about Mr Trump and now Melanie Trump his jokes are dry and tasteless .

  12. The pope "roasting" Trump is a dark sentence. I sure don't want to see any more inquisitions especially in my lifetime…

  13. I didn't think I could love Pope Francis any more than I did. But making fun of Trump's weight??? Yeah. Kinda wish I was Catholic a little bit.X'D

  14. Very reliable sources say
    After meeting Trump and asking himself a thousand times……Why is this thing a President!? Is he even a human being? The Pope is doubting God's existance by now.

  15. obama the president that "didnu nuffin" – yet trump is bad –

    trump is a piece of shit yes
    but a lot of this hate towards him seems to be just a stigma of people already disliking him.
    obama was terrible he did very little, silenced the media and bombed the shit out of easten countries.
    yet trump is evil forrrrrrrrrrr being a successful kind of rude person who actually gets stuff done??

  16. Trump: Francis, do you think I'm ugly?
    Pope Francis: God doesn't make ugly people.
    Trump: Ohhhhh
    Pope Francis: Who made you?

  17. Almost all of you people in the comment section are liberals that don't know what they are talking about.

  18. To know more about the Prophet Mohammed, of whom the Christ gave the glad tidings, visit: https://t.co/iu1GmJd9o5

  19. cus thats all u can do, insult him, shame him and with fake facts while being backed by news organizations and yet you failed at stopping him, liberals are useless

  20. Fuck you , you none christian hypocrite. you will be the first to endorse Anti Christ. you didn't open your fucking mouth when they elected a fucking Muslim as president obama anti christ number 1 agent because you are too fucking busy collecting your tax free billions . but speak Against trump who is trying to save this country. you fucking coward cock sucker fake christian. go fuck your fake priests and have cock sucking orgy with Muslim bastard Obama.

  21. The Pope dies and arrives in Heaven.(joke)

    St. Peter awaits him. St. Peter asks who he is.

    The Pope: "I am the pope."

    St. Peter: "Who? There's no such name in my book."

    The Pope: "I'm the representative of God on Earth."

    St.Peter: "Does God have a representative? He didn't tell me …"

    The Pope: "But I am the leader of the Catholic Church …"

    St. Peter: "The Catholic church … Never heard of it … Wait, I'll check with the boss."

    St. Peter walks away through Heaven's Gate to talk with God.

    St. Peter: "There's a dude standing outside who claims he's your representative on earth."

    God: "I don't have a representative on earth, not that I know of … Wait, I'll ask Jesus." (yells for Jesus)

    Jesus: "Yes father, what's up?"

    God and St. Peter explain the situation.

    Jesus: "Wait, I'll go outside and have a little chat with that fellow."

    Ten minutes pass and Jesus reenters the room laughing out loud. After a few minutes St. Peter asks Jesus why he's laughing.

    Jesus: "Remember that fishing club I've started 2000 years ago? It still exists!"

  22. I am Argentine, I met some American tourists in Buenos Aires … I never imagined that President Trump had such a negative image within your country

  23. I didn't know what "po-tizza" – actually putizza, at least when it comes to Google – was. Went on a hunt to look it up and now I really, really want some.

  24. trump also got burned by the Dalai Lama
    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jun/27/dalai-lama-says-donald-trump-has-a-lack-of-moral-principle

  25. As a former Catholic, I still can't get over the Pope actuling be the ruler of a country , the Holy See or Vatican City. It is a sovereign state the size of a postage stamp(literally an eitj the size of Central Park) 🙂

  26. If Chris Christie were president the pope would've said "do you feed him 5 dozens donuts, with 3 cookie packeges , with 6 bottle of coke for break fast. 5lb steak with 8 packs of butter and 20 coke cans and 157 large french fries for lunch, 10 large pizza for afternoon snacks, and 478 chicken wings with 80 loaf of bread for dinner, and 9 dozen pancakes for desert?"

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