Chef Dog

Chef Dog


*Soothing music plays as the chef puts down a cutting board made of the finest wood available, Bamboo— or is it Oak– no wait, maybe Maple?* *The chef cleans the cutting board made of the finest wood available* splish sploosh *shake shake shake* *The chef grabs a knife as it makes a satisfying ‘shing’* *The chef begins to cut the finest peppers known to man on the cutting board made of the finest wood available* *Bell Pepper cutting sound* *Bell pepper cutting ASMR* *The chef turns on the stove* *The chef places a marvellous pan on the stove* *The chef melts some butter in preparation of frying the finest peppers* *The chef puts water in a pot to boil the spaghetti (without sauce, of course)* *The chef prepares to boil the pot that will cook the spaghetti (Again, without sauce)* *The chef grabs the finest peppers available from the cutting board made from the finest wood available- sans gloves, because gloves are for plebs- and deposits them into the pan* *silent admiration to the sexy sound of sizzling veggies* *The chef sautés the finest peppers available that were chopped on the cutting board made of the finest wood available, in the pan* *fwoomp* *The chef continues to sauté the finest peppers available that were chopped on the cutting board made of the finest wood available, in the pan* *another fwoomp* *The chef cooks broccoli along with the peppers but did not show the preparation of the broccoli for the sake of suspense* *sexy sizzle noises continue* *The chef opens the lid of the pot that will be used to cook the spaghetti (again, sans sauce)* *The chef puts the finest spaghetti available in the pot* *The chef tries to open a bottle of the finest champagne available* *Flawless execution* *the chef places a wine glass down because champagne flutes are too small* *The chef fills the glass with the finest champagne available* *oops* *the chef removes the spaghetti from the heat and strains it* *shake shake shake* *the chef places the spaghetti on a plate made with the finest material available* *the chef arranges the broccoli and the finest peppers available that were chopped on the cutting board made of the finest wood available beside the spaghetti* *The chef awkwardly removes the fallen piece of broccoli, the candle and the champagne glass, as she suddenly decided to drink a tankard of water* *The chef licks her lips, ready to taste the wonderful meal* *the chef enjoys her meal, and the accompanying background music* *the chef enjoys a piece of broccoli* *the chef congratulates herself on a meal well cooked* *jazz hands* *the chef thinks about having more spaghetti, but then stops herself after realising how good the broccoli is* *the chef has more broccoli* *pieces of broccoli fall out of the chefs mouth, but the chef does not mind* *the chef licks the broccoli* *the chef plays with the spaghetti as she tries to get some more broccoli* *the chef spots the spaghetti and eats it* *the chef tries some peppers* *the chef brushes herself* *the chef eats more spaghetti* *the chef picks up the plate to grab any food under it* *the chef licks a pepper* *the chef licks the entire plate* *the chef eats some more spaghetti* *the chef conducts some sort of spell* *the chef scratches her ear* *the chef gives a thumbs-up. the chef approves of the meal!* *the chef smiles as she gives another thumbs up! she really enjoyed the meal! hooray!* *the chef approves very much.* *the chef has a few more bites* the chef is satisfied with his work

100 thoughts on “Chef Dog”

  1. All jokes aside, Mark can cook, play games(video games and physical games), loves dogs and is great with people, he has the perfect skills of being a dad, just saying

  2. Can you send me a copy of that recipe, markiplier, I wanna try it someday, even though I admit I’m a picky eater, sensitive taste buds

  3. This was uploaded on Markipliers official YouTube channel 3 years ago. 2019 this was recommended for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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