Dave Chappelle on the Jussie Smollett Incident | Netflix Is A Joke

Dave Chappelle on the Jussie Smollett Incident | Netflix Is A Joke


– [Dave Chappelle] I’m just
afraid of being attacked. It happens to the best of us. Don’t ever forget what happened to that French actor. You know who I’m talking bout? Jussie Smollett. He’s a very French, very
famous French actor. (audience laughs) Y’all never heard of Jussie Smollett? (audience laughs) Jussie Smollett is a actor from France. (audience laughs) And he became famous on
a show called Empire. One night, he was in Chicago late at night and was the victim, (laughs)
(audience laughs) he was the victim of a
racist and homophobic attack. You see, Jussie Smollett is (audience laughs) gay and he is black. Not just French. (audience laughs) Oh, it was a crazy story. Apparently, when he was walking down
the street late at night two white men came out of the shadows with MAGA hats on and beat him up. Tied a rope around his neck, called him all kinds of n**** and put some bleach on him
and ran off into the night. (audience laughs) The shit was like international news. And everybody was furious, especially in Hollywood. It was all over everybody’s Twitter feed and Instagram page. “Justice for Jussie!” and all this shit. (audience laughs) The whole country was up in arms. Was talking about it all
the time on the news. And for some reason, African Americans, we
were like oddly quiet. (audience laughs) We was so quiet about the shit that the gay community started accusing African
American community of being homophobic
for not supporting him. What they didn’t understand is that we were supporting him with our silence. (audience laughs) Because we understood that this n**** was clearly lying. (audience applauds) None of these details added up at all. He said he’s walking down
the street in Chicago and white dudes come up to him and say, “Hey man, aren’t you that
f*** n*** from Empire?” What the f***? Does that sound like
how white people talk? I know white people, they
don’t talk like that. Are you that f*** n*** from Empire? They would never say that. It sounds like something that I would say. (audience laughs) If you’re a racist and homophobic you’re not even gonna
know who this n*** is. You can’t watch Empire. (audience laughs) Black people never feel
sorry for the police but this time we even
felt sorry for the police. Can you imagine if you
was a police veteran taking this kids police report? “Okay Mr. Smollett, please
tell me what happened? “Alright, two a.m. You
left the house at two a.m., “it was minus 16 degrees. (audience laughs)
“Alright. “You were walking? You
were walking. Alright. (audience laughs) “And where were you going? “Subway?” “Sandwiches?” (audience laughs) “That’s when the men approached you? “Did you see them? Did you have any– “Okay, what did they have on? “MAGA hats?! (audience laughs) “MAGA hats on in Chicago? “Excuse me one second Mr. Smollett “Frank, come here for a second. (audience laughs) “Find out where Kanye West was last night” (audience laughs)

76 thoughts on “Dave Chappelle on the Jussie Smollett Incident | Netflix Is A Joke”

  1. "Uh oh; another free thinking black man on the loose again. Assemble the troops! We must bitch about this non stop!" – Woke losers everywhere.

  2. when i was a kid people would ask if i was related to Dave Chappelle. BITCH IM WHITE AS FUCK LACHAPELLE IS DIFFERENT THEN CHAPPELLE lmao

  3. tongue in cheek mode Dave, this entire routine is absolutely unforgivable and bigotted…WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM WITH THE FRENCH?!?!? end tongue in cheek mode Seriously, hilarious!

  4. Thank you god for this man not selling out and continuing to entertain all of us sane people who love a good joke at anyone's expense. Call it as it is and let's all laugh at the absurdity.

  5. I don’t think y’all realize the genius behind this joke. Because of America’s pc culture, he can’t say Jussie’s name.

  6. “2am? It was -16degrees. You were walking? Alright……”🤔🤔
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏

  7. NEWS FLASH! A bunch of this past months mass crisis events were also politically planned staged hate hoaxes! To vilify certain narratives. This last year they all had detailed manifestos, to make clear the socially unacceptable opinions. If you hold opinions like these guys you’re clearly mentally disturbed and radicalized!

  8. The first time I heard this joke, I had the same face of the white guy featured in the audience. Had absolutely no idea what he was talking about until he mentioned Empire lol.

  9. The funnier bit was the ending part where Dave impersonated the perpetrators and kept saying "Faggaht, ******" lol

  10. I have become so cynical that I believe Smollet said he was going to Subway as an advertisement for them. Or maybe they sponsored his 'act'. That being said… Chappelle is hilarious !

  11. Sorry, but I laughed my ass off through this special. Dave Chappelle is the real OG of stand up. He funny af and I love everything he puts out. You're gifted bro, no matter what anyone says.

  12. I had a hard time believing he was attacked by yokels shouting "THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY YEE HAW!!!! YOU TELL HIM SKEETER YOU TELL HIM!!"

  13. Don't worry about all the court stuff. All this piss taking he is getting taking out of him is enough. 1 , it convicts him and 2 the punishment humiliation..

  14. .. Here Dave ..take this red pill and call me in the morning ! Keep standing…PC culture and SJWs are puzzy-cats .." Swaying in the wind like a bunch of has beens … but you IS   here to stay !

  15. Rotten Tomatoes hasn’t been factual in years—where have you all been? They turned leftist SJW nuts a long time ago and not only put up fake reviews, they delete real reviews if the review goes against their liberal narrative.

  16. The fact that mainstream 'news' sites and progressive cunts on Twitter are slamming this special just proves how great of a job Mr. Chappelle did. 👏👏👏👏👏 Personally I laughed so hard, by the time he got around to the gun jokes, I was seeing stars.

    "Juicy Smolieé" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  17. Funny, unfortunately most blacks wasted no time calling those of us who could tell it was total bs, racist. Black twitter went crazy w/#justice4jussie, anyone who tried to point out the obvious flaws was called racist and nazi. Blacks were completely fooled

  18. as of the moment this comment is being typed, there have been 6,310,632 views of just this clip alone. looks like rotten tomatoes, vice, salon, and all the butthurt social justice warriors who don't know how to laugh–failed in their endeavor telling everyone else to not watch this special.

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