Disney Roasts/Disses


goRILLLASSS hold up bitch wanna go gORILLLASS Alright thats it DISHONER! DISHONER ON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY Make a note of this rn DISHONER ON U DISHONER OF UR COW It looks awful.. Thats because its on you, dear. (ohhhhhhhhsameee) We were only trying to DROWN her..no biggie, just trying to take away a life.. yOU StAY outTA DIs Jafar, Jarfar, he’s our man. If he can’t do it.. G R E A T call it what you will Fate? Destiny..? A horse? Whats a motto? nOTHING WHaTS thE MOttO WiTh YouUUUuu HahahhHAHAHAHHAAHAH Again, with the greatest possible respect.. Zip your howling screamer, ya dumb hoe I got soap. And Im not afraid to use it. HIISSSsSSSSSssss Hate your hair.. Not likely. Yikes. Yikes Yikes And.. Let me guess you have a great personality. (no she probably don’t my dude but you know) Tell Her The TRUTTTTTGTHHHH I see a strong confident, beautiful young lady. *Rapunzel takes her compliment* Oh look your here too! Cant believe your getting so worked up about some..GUY! This one’s different! He’s honest and he’s sweet! Please. He never would do anything to hurt me! hE’S A GUY That’s kinda what he said to you when you got fired.. I know. It’s called a cruel irony. Like my dependence on you. My friends need to be punished.. I really felt quite distressed on not receiving an invitation. yOu WerEn’T wAntED BiTCh Now-wha- I’d tell you, but your too dumb to understand! wHat Of course your tiny brain is confused! Guess I’ll have to dumb it down to your level! why he looking like a really burnt chicken nugget Sorry I don’t speak moran as well as you, but let me try! (godamn) duUUUHHHRHRRRRHH I never liked your spinach puffs! *gasp* NEVER! *MAN TEARS* I’ve a girl back home who’s unlike any other Yet the only girl who loved him is his mother.. You fight almost as well as a man! Funny. I was going to say the same thing about YoU! Oh Scar! It’s just you! We were afraid it was somebody important! Woah, your head looks swollen! Actually, she’s just ugly. thATTTTTS IT I HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR EMOTIONAL CONSTIPATION Tell us where the talking llama is and we’ll burn your house to the ground. Uh Don’t you mean ‘or’? UgHGGGGH Tell us where the talking llama is OR we’ll burn your house to the ground!! We are talking about the greater good!! Greater good?! I am your WIFE! I’m the greatest good your ever gonna get! omg thank you ily so godamn much owned by Disney ok bye

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