Gordon Ramsay Cooked For Vladimir Putin

Gordon Ramsay Cooked For Vladimir Putin


MY FIRST GUEST
TONIGHT IS A WORLD RENOWNED CHEF WITH SEVEN MICHELIN STARS AND
ALMOST THAT MANY TV SHOWS, PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE LATE
SHOW GORDON RAMSAY. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>THANK YOU. NICE TO SEE YOU.>>Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU
TOO. YOU KNOW, I WASN’T GOING TO ASK
YOU THIS BUT ONE OF THE THINGS THAT STRUCK ME THIS TIME AND
LAST TIME YOU CAME OUT HERE, SHOOK YOUR HAND, GAIFER YOU A
PAT ON THE BACK, YOU ARE REALLY FIT, IS IT HARD FOR A GUY THAT
IS EATING FOOD ALL THE TIME TO STAY FIT.>>BECAUSE I’M A CHEF YOU WANT
ME TO BE A FAT [BLEEP], DON’T YOU. CHEFS ARE FIT TODAY. YOU THINK ALL THE COPPER PANS WE
LIFT, FRYING PAN, ALL THAT BEEF, YOU HAVE TO BE FIT.>>Stephen: SO THIS IS COPPER
PANS.>>COPPER PANS AND THIS IS,
YEAH, THIS IS SERIOUS COPPER PANS.>>Stephen: DID YOU PLAY
SPORTS.>>BIG SOCCER FAN.>>Stephen: OH, WELL, YOU MUST
BE REALLY EXCITED BECAUSE ENGLAND IS GOING TO THE SEMIS.>>SEMIFINAL, YES, WEDNESDAY
NIGHT.>>Stephen: RIGHT, YES,
AGAINST– I MEAN THIS IS SO EXCITING THAT I ALMOST ENJOY
SOCCER. IT IS REALLY–
(LAUGHTER) AGAINST THOSE CROATS, THEY ARE
TAF, MAN.>>IT WOULD BE BETTER IF THE
U.S.A. TEAM WAS QUALIFYING.>>Stephen: YES, THAT WOULD BE
INTERESTING.>>IT’S GOING TO BE A GREAT
GAME, FINGERED CROSSED. WE HADN’T HIT THE SEMIFINALS IN
28 YEARS. THE LAST TIME WE WON WAS IN
1956, THE YEAR I WAS BORN. SO FINNING ARES CROSSED.>>Stephen: SO YOU, YOU, YOU
ROOT FOR ENGLAND.>>YES.>>Stephen: BUT YOU WEREN’T
BORN THERE.>>NO, I’M SCOTTISH FOLKS.>>Stephen: HOW DO YOUR FOLKS
BACK HOME FEEL ABOUT THAT.>>THEY GIVE ME A HARD TIME. MOM HAS A VERY BROAD SCOTTISH
ACCENT. I WAS ONLY THERE FOR ABOUT FOUR
YEARS AND THEN GREW UP, STRATFORD.>>Stephen: STRATFORD ON AVON,
SHAKESPEARE’S HOMETOWN.>>YES, LADY ARDEN’S HOUSE,
RECITING SHAKESPEARE THROUGHOUT SCHOOL. IT WAS A PAIN IN 9 ASS.>>Stephen: IS THERE GOOD FOOD
IN SHAKESPEARE.>>NO, DREADFUL, HEAVY, FULL OF
OATS AND JUST COOKED FOR THREE WEEKS AND TASTED ALL [BLEEP]. NOT GOOD.>>Stephen: I DON’T WANT TO
GET TOO POLITICS BUT THERE IS ONE INTERNATIONAL CLIENTD YOU
HAD THAT I AM INTERESTED IN HEARING ABOUT. YOU COOKED FOR VLADIMIR PUTIN.>>YES.>>Stephen: HOW IS THE
PLEASURE ON THAT.>>IF I [BLEEP] THAT ONE UP I
WILL BE IN TROUBLE, RIGHT.>>Stephen: HE MIGHT FEED YOU
SOMETHING BACK.>>I FLEW IN THIS MORNING,
RIGHT, FROM THE U.K.>>Stephen: I DID NOT KNOW
THAT.>>I ARRIVED ABOUT 10:30 AND
BEHIND ME WAS TONY BLAIR. SO HOW FUNNY, WE ARE TALKING
ABOUT COOKING, LITERALLY FOR BOTH OF THOSE INCREDIBLE MEN. AND AN AMAZING LUNCH AND THAT
KIND OF LUNCH YOU [BLEEP] MAKE SURE THE SEASONING SEASONING IS
QUITE NERVE-RACKING BUT AT THE SAME TIME PRETTY– PUTIN HE SAY
TOUGH COOKIE.>>>Stephen: I HEAR HE IS A
NICE GUY, SUPERNICE GUY. YOU HAVE GOT THIS SHOW, WHERE
YOU ARE DRIVING AROUND THE UNITED STATES. THE SHOW IS CALLED 24 HOURS TO
HELL AND BACK.>>YES.>>Stephen: IS THERE AN
AMERICAN FOOD WHERE YOU GO WE SHOULD HAVE THAT FOOD BACK HOME. YOU GUYS HAVE SOMETHING THAT IS
COMMON HERE THAT YOU GUYS DON’T EAT THAT MUCH. LIKE I HAVE SEEN YOU MAKE
PANCAKES AND SAY WHY DONE WE HAVE THESE MORE BACK IN ENGLAND.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: IS THERE ANYTHING
ELSE WE HAVE IN AMERICA A LOT THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO HAVE BACK
THERE.>>GRIT, MAYBE.>>Stephen: REALLY? I HEARD YOU HAD A PROBLEM WITH
GRITS.>>OH, COME ON.>>Stephen: BECAUSE I MAKE
GRITS. I WANT TO SHOW YOU A DISH I
MADE, THIS IS A DISH I MADE FOR JON BATISTE. THAT IS SHRIMP AND GRITS WITH
THE SHRIMP GRAVY AN TWO BACON BUNNY EARS. I GAVE THIS TO JON– HOW GOOD
WAS IT, JON BATISTE.>>Jon: IT WAS KILLER.>>BUT IT LOOKS TERRIBLE IT
LACKS LIKE SOMEONE’S PUKED IN THAT.>>Stephen: YEAH.>>AND THE TWO FINGERS UP. IN THE U.K. WHEN SOMEONE GIVES
YOU TWO FINGERS T IS NOT PLEASANT. SO PRESENTATION IS LACKING.>>Stephen: WAIT A SECOND,
PRESENTATION IS BACKING LACKING, THAT’S FANTASTIC. IT’S LIKE A BROTH WITH SHRIMP
WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT.>>I WOULD MAKE IT MORE CREAMY. SORT OF WHIP SOME BUTTER IN THE
END, GRATE SOME PARMESAN CHEESE IN IT, MAKE IT LOOK SEXY. THAT LOOKS DUL E, COME ON. COME ON.>>Stephen: YOU ARE A NOT A
NICE PERSON. BUT HERE’S THE THING, WHAT I DO
LIKE, ON MASTER CHEF JUNIOR, ARE YOU NICE TO THE KIDS, BECAUSE
YOU’RE HAR BE. YOU ARE LIKE AN AVENGING ANGEL
ON SOMEONE YOU THINK IS NOT DOING A GOOD JOB. BUT HOW ARE YOU NICE TO THESE
CHILDREN IF ARE YOU SUCH A MEAN, TERRIBLE PERSON MOST OF THE
TIME. (LAUGHTER)
>>THEY’RE BLOODY EIGHT YEARS OF AGE. [BLEEP], WHAT DO YOU EXPECT,
WAKE UP YOU LYLE [BLEEP], GET A GRIP, ARE YOU USELESS [BLEEP]. YOU CAN’T TALK LIKE THAT TO
KIDS. [BLEEP] I MEAN– .>>Stephen: I HAVE THE
EMOTIONAL DEVELOPMENT OF A CHILD. AND YOU ATTACKED ME.>>YOU DESERVE IT, SERVING GRITS
LIKE THAT.>>Stephen: ALL RIGHT.>>SO I AM FIRM AND FAIR. I SAY I AM NOT YOUR PERFECT
SOCCER COACH, WE WILL WILL GO UP, GO DOWN, FALL OUT, FALL IN,
BUT YOU WILL LEAF A MUCH BETTER PERSON AFTER THE END OF THE
SHOWING. AND THEY ARE AMAZING, THEY ARE
SUPERTALENTED, HUNGRY INDIVIDUALS THAT MAY NOT HAVE
DONE WELL WITH ENGLISH MATH, GEOGRAPHY BUT GIVE THEM THAT
CANVAS TO COOK AND THEY ARE BLOODY BRILLIANT.>>Stephen: HOW OLD WERE YOU
WHEN YOU STARTED COOKING.>>37, NO I STARTED AT 19. BUT MUM WAS AN AMAZING COOK. SHE RAN THIS LITTLE RESTAURANT
IN AVON CALLED A COULD BE WEB TEA HOUSE, NOT THE MOST
MAGIC– .>>Stephen: IT DOES NOT SOUND
CLEAN.>>NO, SHE HAD THE OCCASIONAL
SORT OF INSTITUTE LITTLES HANG OUT BACK AND I USED TO WASH UP.>>Stephen: MICE.>>LITTLE BIGGER THAN THAT
BECAUSE THEY WERE SORT OF BIG FAT RATS. I SAID MUM THERE SAY RAD IN THE
BACK. SHE SAID TAKE THE DUST PAN AND
BACK IT OVER THE HEAD.>>Stephen: LIGHTNING ROUND
WHAT DOES GORED AN RAMSAY EAT ON A PLANE.>>I DON’T EAT FOOD ON A PLANE,
NO.>>Stephen: WATCHING A MOVIE.>>WATCHING A MOVE YEAR, CURRY,
A BEAUTIFUL BUTTER CHICKEN.>>Stephen: OKAY.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: YOU HAVE A BUTTER
MOVIE THEETERS THAN I DO. A SOCCER GAME.>>I AM NOT GOOD AT EATING WHILE
THAT LEVEL OF PRESSURE IS ON.>>Stephen: ON THE ROAD
SHOOTING IN A REMOTE LOCATION, IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT KIND OF
FOOD, WHAT IS YOUR SAFETY.>>I PLAY IT SAFE, STICK TO THE
[BLEEP] CHICKEN WINGS.>>Stephen: CRAVING FOOD AFTER
A NIGHT OF DRINKING.>>I DON’T DRINK THAT HEAVY.>>Stephen: REALLY?>>NO, I DON’T. HONESTLY NO, CLUB SANDWICH.>>Stephen: IF YOU DRANK
HEAVIER THAT GRITS WOULD HAVE LOOKED GOOD. AND WHAT IS YOUR LAST MEAL.>>MY LAST MEAL, I WOULD GO FOR
THE MOST AMAZING BEEF WELLINGTON.>>Stephen: YOUR SHOW IS
CALLED 24 HOUR TOTION HELL AND BACK. TAKE ME TO THE CENTER OF THE
INFERNO. WHAT IS THE SOME OF THE MOST
HELLISH STUFER YOU HAVE SEEN.>>IT GETS HARRY, I SART OUT
UNDERCOVER, AND THEY DON’T KNOW IT’S ME. I ALREADY HAVE THE DAMAGE IN
TERMS OF WHERE THE PROBLEMS IS.>>Stephen: SO YOU ARE GOING
INTO A RESTAURANT IN TROUBLE.>>IN TROUBLE, ALMOST ON ITS
LAST LEGS. I LOOK AT THE FOOD, THE
PRESENTATION, AND THEN THE OWNERS. SOMETIMES THEY ARE FRACTURED
RELATIONSHIPS, ARE STARTING TO DWID EL AND MORE IMPORTANTLY
CUSTOMERS AREN’T BITING. THEY NEED TO STAY INTO THE
NEIGHBORHOOD AND REMAIN A CLASSY SORT OF NEIGHBORHOOD JOINTED. AND THEY GET LOST IN THEIR WAYS
AND I FIX THEM.>>Stephen: WHAT ARE SOME OF
THE WORST THINGS YOU HAVE SEEN.>>NEW ORLEANS, A COUPLE MONTHS
BACK I TOLD PIE BAND MEMBERS DON’T EVEN ASK FOR TOAST. WHEN I TURN THE TOAST UPSIDE
DOWN THERE SAY BLOODY MOUSE IN THERE. IT WAS DELICIOUS. I SAID TO THE LADY I SAID
[BLEEP] THERE SAY MOUSE IN HERE. SHE SAID WE DON’T USE THAT SIDE
OF THE TOASTER. AS IF THERE IS CRISPY FURY THING
WAS THERE THE LAST THREE MONTHS AND THEY ARE LIKE– YES, YES. WHAT ELSE.>>Stephen: I HEARD THERE WAS
A TEA HOUSE IN STRATFORD ON AVON THAT HAD A LOT OF RATS.>>THAT WAS MY MUM’S JOINT. FOOD DATED BACK TO 2012, SAUCES
WITH OLD ON THERE. RAW FOOD, IN THE SAME– THASH IS
CROSS CON NAM NATION, YOU JUST POISONED HALF THE NEIGHBORHOOD
RIGHT THERE. SO I TAKE OFF MY FAT SUIT, GET
RID OF MY BEARD AND GET TO WORK IN 24 HOURS.>>Stephen: 24 HOURS AT THAT
LOCATION.>>YEAH, I MEAN IT IS ABSOLUTELY
FULL ON.>>Stephen: HAVE YOU EVER
FAILED?>>NEVER, NOT YET.>>Stephen: THANKS SO MUCH FOR
BEING HERE, GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).>>Stephen: 24 HOURS TO HELL
AND BACK AIRS WEDNESDAYS ON FOX. GORDON RAMSAY, EVERYBODY. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ANDREW

100 thoughts on “Gordon Ramsay Cooked For Vladimir Putin”

  1. Gordon Ramsay is the only one who doesn't get an "excuse me" from Colbert when he cusses, because Colbert knows it's a loss cause. That's just how Chef Ramsay talks.

  2. It would be hilarious if gordon could yell at kids the way he does with adults lol. Yes it is mean and it will never happen but you know deep down that would be the most hilarous fucking thing ever.

  3. i think the good cooks of next 50 years are rather from the eastern hemisphere than the western especially india and china has potential

  4. The Late Night Show is like one of those propaganda talk shows in a dystopian reality…oh wait it is.

  5. I learned to Cook from my Grandma,she was a Cook at a high end Supper Club,this was in the late 40's till the place closed.It was a high end Supper Club that allowed you to Brown Bag,it was the only place around that didn't Hide the Brown Bagging but promoted it.It was a place for the well to do in the Asheville area to go Eat,Entertain and have Drinks,she is a hell of cook but there's 1 lil nuance,she don't know Recipes (Measurements etc) it's all by experience,she don't use anything to Measure with its all by sight.

  6. Gordon is who he is. He cant be anything else. Its impossible for him. And if all the people complain about his behaviour, he cant change the way he is. Thats what makes his character so special. I Love him.

  7. Most painful things in the world:
    1. Losing a friend/family member
    2. Getting tortured before death
    3. Being insulted by Gordon Ramsay

    I gotta say, he's got good roasts

  8. I'm an Indian I do respect this person. He is just incredible on any job. He is better than here compared this anchor else….
    Gorden God bless You. I'm also a cook

  9. Anyone who doesn't know.. should..

    Chefs are extremely passionate about their food.. if you fuck up in their kitchen.. yes THEIR kitchen…
    Expect a brand new arsehole..

  10. Just imagine you running a restaurant and in your Uber Eats app an order by "Gordon Ramsay" name popped up.

  11. Somecunt take Ramsay’s Scottish card off him that’s treason supporting those colonisers ya traitorous bawbag

  12. I bet English Gordon is hurting on the inside saying “Soccer.” The non-American Ramsay would had said Football.

  13. Soccer?! Its Football, at a minimum call it English Football because we give you the courtesy of calling it American Football instead of making up a word for it like Grab n Runball🤣 and Gordon should know this!

  14. I love the man tough but soft like a chocolate fudge, he has brought a lot to the table in his career ha ha xox always watching his shows as he is the MOST TRUTHFUL man @@ )

  15. Stephen Colbert: How could you bring yourself to cook for a Communist Dictator?
    Gordon Ramsey: Actually, he was a capitalist.
    Stephen Colbert: You are a cock holster!

  16. "I don't want to get into politics"
    Yeah bullshit you literally read a tweet of Donald Trump's that never existed as a general attack on the Republican party as a whole.

  17. Love Chef Ramsey. Would love to meet him, bucket list. Would not want to cook for him…..well maybe. I've been cooking since I was 14. I'm 42 now.

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