Grilled Cheese – You Suck at Cooking (episode 4)

Grilled Cheese – You Suck at Cooking (episode 4)


*distorted* You suck at cooking yeah you totally suck Hello, my name is Pimblokto, and today we are going to be cooking grilled cheese with pesto on bread *robot noises*
Delicious bread *robot noises* We’re going to use coconut oil on the bread instead of butter because it’s delicious and awesome and it tastes good Let’s get this jar opened *struggling robot noises* Use your magnetispherescope to open the jar *magnetispherescope sound* *lid clanking* Good job everybody Simply use the knife to spread some coconut oil … okay Time to go old-school, bitches If anyone judges you, tell them to go fuck themselves We are aiming for homogeny here Homogeny is a beautiful thing If only I had the capacity to understand what beauty is Now that’s looking great Great job, everybody Now, let’s shred some cheese Simply grab your grater in one hand Grab the cheese Aw fuck, that’s the wrong side There we go Cocksucker *intense beeping intensifying* pew kaboom Good job, everybody Now let’s get some pesto onto the bread Use your magnetispherescope again *magnetispherescope sound* Alright, we’re ready to cook Aw fuck, I forgot the pesto Spread that shit around real good Now let’s get this bread into the pan *sizzle* That crispy sound means that there is a kinetic energy increase to the molecules of the bread, and a chemical reaction starts to take place that results in the bread tasting delicious Now get some grated cheese on there And now you’re laughing Not literally Get that other piece of bread on there And if you want to be a really fancy motherfucker, put some more cheese on top which will cook in, creating a layer of crispy, cheesy deliciousness that will make your circuits explode Ha ha ha Just kidding You do not have circuits You’re a human Sometimes you want to go on a lower temperature Actually, that temperature is just fine Take a little peek Jesus Christ, that looks good I wish I had a mouth I think it’s time to flip this bitch over Just take your spatula, and using a first-class lever dynamic with the fulcrum in the middle… Oh shit We’re all gonna die Ouch, my hands Ouch, that hurts Let’s get this bastard out C’mon Now, you just want to turn off— Actually, just leave the stove on until the next time you cook Now grab your knife and cut it *sigh* *intense beeping intensifies* pew kaboom Good job, everybody Grilled cheese with coconut oil and pesto Man, I really wish I could taste this This is actually very frustrating for me YOU SUCK AT COOKING 1110010011 1111111111 [Music] ♫You suck at cooking♫ ♫Oh my god, you suck♫ ♫You suck, suck at cooking♫ ♫Oh my god, you suck♫ ♫You suck, you suck♫ ♫Oh my god, you suck♫

100 thoughts on “Grilled Cheese – You Suck at Cooking (episode 4)”

  1. You don't fry both sides of the bread? How will the heat ever reach the inside of the sandwich?
    That cheese will never melt unless you either fry both sides or if you throw it in the oven after.

  2. I fucking died when he slammed his metal clamp fists into the counter in frustration.. May my soul rest in peace

  3. Ok so just for kicks I converted the binary code (I used an online converter because I do not know binary at all) and I got :
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  4. Omg this was so funny I almost hurt myself laughing…my neighbors must think I'm even more crazy.

  5. 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101111 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111

  6. Typed in You Suck looking for a song for people you hate because somebody done pissed me off this mornin and I found this instead. Now I'm not pissed off any more so… thanks? 😀

  7. "Ok, time to go old school visious, if anyone judges you tell them to go oof themselves"
    Me:I WONT JUDGE YOU I PROMISE!

  8. This is the funniest episode of you suck at cooking I've ever seen! I couldn't breath I was falling out of my chair! My freakin stomach hurts from laughing so hard. Lmfaoooo!! Thank you!

  9. Unfortunately my owner didn't fit me with that plasma blaster. How should I grate the cheese without it?

  10. Less than five years ago I tried to electrocute myself on a third rail. Today I'm laughing until I'm crying at a stupid, foul-mouthed robot try to make a sammich he can't even eat as my girlfriend yells at me to shut up and take my cold medicine from the living room. I don't know why this video gave me such feels but I'm having feelings. Fuck, this is funny. I'm so happy.

  11. Must be hard for pimblokto to make food,it looks like it
    And like he said he doesn’t even have a mouth,so he can’t taste the master-peace he made

  12. "Actually, just leave the stove on until the next time you cook… I sprayed my drink out of my nose. LMAO!!!

  13. 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101111 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101111 01101000 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100111 01101111 01100100

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