Jeff Ross Gets Brutally Honest with Caitlyn Jenner (Full Set) – Roast of Alec Baldwin

Jeff Ross Gets Brutally Honest with Caitlyn Jenner (Full Set) – Roast of Alec Baldwin


Happy roast. What a crowd! Here I am again following
fucking De Niro. Great job, Aging Bull. I learned something tonight. Alec is the name you give
your son if you want him to grow up and be an asshole. Caitlyn, you were
fucking awesome tonight. I just wanna say that. You were really awesome
tonight. But I wouldn’t fuck you
with Bruce Jenner’s dick. Remember when your picture
was on Wheaties boxes back when people could still
look at you when they eat? How about a hand
for our guest of honor, Mr. Alec “Bobblehead” Baldwin? [cheers and applause] Alec is actually my neighbor
in Greenwich Village, which was a pretty safe
neighborhood until you fucking moved in. You’re a big star. I watched you get arrested
for punching a guy over a parking spot. Next time, valet your car and help your
brother’s business. Help a brother out, Alec! I’m speaking as a big fan.
I love all your movies, Alec. I loved you in “The Departed,” which is also what Caitlyn
calls her penis. And of course, Alec,
you got your Oscar nomination for “The Cooler,” which is where Caitlyn
keeps her penis. And of course,
your first big break was “The Hunt for Red October,” which is what Caitlyn
calls her vagina. Alec, I first saw you
in the movie “Pearl Harbor,” which was worse than
the actual Pearl Harbor. Halfway through, I was rooting
for the Japanese. Any fans of Alec Baldwin’s Donald Trump impression
here tonight? [cheers and applause]
Okay. Okay. What a lot of people
don’t realize is that for the last three years, Donald Trump is actually doing
an Alec Baldwin impression. He calls people names,
he yells at the press, he married an immigrant
half his age. The only difference is that
Trump calls his daughter a fox, not a pig. Here’s to you, Ireland. Great job, Ireland.
You didn’t oink once. What a babe.
I love that movie. Bob, this is nothing for you.
You’ve seen it all. Robert De Niro’s
been around so long, he was God’s father. Bob, I have to give you props. You’re owner of my favorite
sushi restaurant. Any fans of Nobu? Yeah. I love that place. By the way,
Nobu is also what Bob’s girlfriend says
when he asks her to dress up like sexy
Harriet Tubman. [laughs] No, boo! Caroline Rhea. I–this is my friend
for a long time. I love this woman so much. You look like
the schoolteacher all the kids hide behind
during a shooting. [laughter] If you don’t know Chris Redd’s
work on “Saturday Night Live,” he does all the impressions
that Kenan Thompson is too fat to play. Big future, bro.
Big future. You look like a blind kid tried
to draw Michael B. Jordan. [laughter] And I say that with affection. Adam Carolla, very interesting
podcast tonight. [laughs] Oh, come on, Adam. I love you.
You were great tonight, but you gotta own up to it. You once said,
“Women aren’t funny.” Well, let me tell
you something. They are,
and you should have hired some to write your jokes tonight. [cheers and applause] – Oh, fuck you.
Fuck you. – Hi, Nikki. You look great tonight. You look like the photo that
Caitlyn showed her doctor. – [laughs] – Great to see my pal
Ken Jeong. Ken is a doctor,
a comic, and an actor, or as it’s known back home
in Korea, a failure.
[chuckles] – [laughs] – Congratulations are in order. Your wife and you, you just had identical
twin daughters. Congratulations. Ken told me–Ken told me
he can’t tell them apart. Well, now you know
how the rest of us feel. – [laughs] – You’re a good guy, Ken. Thank you for letting
them live. – [laughs] [laughing heavily] – Caitlyn, it’s frustrating
to think about. You supported Donald Trump
despite his policies. How can someone who chooses
to be a woman vote against a woman’s right
to choose? [cheers and applause] Just ’cause you’re built like
Sarah Huckabee Sanders doesn’t mean you have
to vote like her. [cheers and applause] Who transitions at 60? That’s like neutering your dog
right before he dies. Bruce Jenner wanted
to be here tonight, but some […]
cut his dick off. Bruce, blink twice
if you’re in there! I gotta give it up to you. You’re the first transgender
person ever to do the Comedy Central Roast. – Yeah! [cheers and applause] I believe you’re normalizing
what should be normal, and you proved tonight you’re
not just a great athlete– the greatest athlete–
you’re also a great sport, which I think
is really important. And you’re an inspiration
to Republican transgender Olympic decathlon
winners everywhere. Mr. Alec Baldwin, thank you for doing this
tonight for charity. And to be honest, making fun of you wasn’t easy
because you have it all. A great career,
a beautiful family, good looks,
intelligence, and you know what? You should run
for president someday. Yeah. I think you got a good shot ’cause in addition to all that, you’re also a piece of shit. Coffee is for closers.
Good night, everybody. I love you guys. [rock music] – You never disappoint.
– Oh! – Thank you, man.

100 thoughts on “Jeff Ross Gets Brutally Honest with Caitlyn Jenner (Full Set) – Roast of Alec Baldwin”

  1. I like roasting randoms but I would never go head to head with Jeff I’ll pass because my life would be on the line

  2. Everyone must praise Caitlin for being an amazing,strong woman…im sorry but you have blood on your hands. I heard no one was allowed to joke about her manslaughter or she would walk..weak minded bitch can't take a joke..changing the plumbing cant hide the fact your a murderer. A family lost a love one and we should be kissing the killers feet or people will say we hate transsexuals…I dont care if you got a dick or vagina or nothing you got away with murder and I hope it haunts you the rest of your day s

  3. This probably upset a lot of people because americans are the softest, weakest minded people on the planet. Mentally brittle little bitches its embarrassing

  4. “How can someone who chooses to be a woman vote against a woman’s right to choose.” Love this guy. Caitlyn Jenner sucks.

  5. Caitlyn Jenner isn't a woman. He's a disgusting headcase. When are people gonna wake the fuck up & realize you can't argue with science. You can't change your gender. That's like trying to change your ethnic background. You can make yourself look however the hell you want, but the facts still remain. As the great man Shapiro once said 'facts don't care about your feelings."

  6. Caitlyn/Bruce Jenner looks so fake it’s unbelievable and gross. Like good for her if that’s what she wanted to do and feels ok with, but good grief.

  7. Bruce won 6 gold medals in the Olympics then at 60 he decides he is a she?? After being married into the horrible Kardashian clan I would have just shot myself. I wonder if he has his dick and nut sack on the trophy shelf next to his medals.

  8. Wow. Jeff went in hard on Caitlyn Jenner. I think he's been waiting his entire roasting career for a guest like her. Lol

  9. “Billy, Stephen and Daniel Baldwin were supposed to be here tonight but they had a family obligation.” I was waiting for that line and it didn’t happen

  10. I like how that "THING" you call Caitlyn Jenner has no idea what women's right to choose is, and that she or he, or whatever that thing is voted against it.

  11. I don't think Jenner realized she was invited to be the brunt of everyone's jokes and not for her terribly unfunny set.

  12. “Who transitions at 60? …that’s like neutering your dog right before he dies”
    Has got to be the funniest joke ever! 😂😭

  13. The biggest joke is those guys thinking anybody would pay $2.99 for this show in YouTube. It's not 1970 anymore, dumb dumb … ALL content is FREE now. Wake up.

  14. Not a single person of all the losers had any talent to make fun of Caitlyn Jenner without being an asshole… no talent at all. A real standuper could do that

  15. ‘Remember when you were on Wheaties boxes back when you people could still stand to look at you while they eat’
    BRO LMFAOOOOO that was brutal

  16. Adam is hilarious on podcast, but sucks ass at stand up. Not sure what’s the deal, dude needs to work on his stand up big time

  17. Jeff Ross is f-ing brutal, "Bruce Jenner wanted to be here tonight but some c#%t cut his dick off". LMAO! He sure hit the nail on the head though with; "How could someone who chooses to be a woman vote against a woman's right to choose"?

  18. When I was growing up, I watched Alec on the soap opera, The Doctors. That was one of the first times I fell in love with hairy chests <3

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