Jeff Ross Roasts Hollywood Blvd.

Jeff Ross Roasts Hollywood Blvd.


IF YOU ARE HERE IN HOLLYWOOD, AND I KNOW THOSE OF YOU IN THIS ROOM ARE, FROM HERE UNTIL — FROM FRIDAY NIGHT UNTIL MONDAY, JEFF ROSS IS TAPING HIS SHOW “ROAST BATTLE” FOR COMEDY CENTRAL AT THE OLD HOUSE OF BLUES. SO THE SHOW’S A LOT OF FUN. COMEDIANS GET ON STAGE AND INSULT EACH OTHER TOURNAMENT-STYLE. TO GET JEFF WARMED UP FOR IT WE SENT HIM WITH A CAMERA CREW RIGHT OUTSIDE OUR STUDIO. HERE HE IS, THE ROAST MASTER GENERAL, JEFF ROSS, AT WORK.>>THANKS, JIMMY, AND GOOD LUCK WITH THOSE PUBES ON YOUR CHIN. THE ROAST BATTLES ARE COMING UP SO I WANTED TO GET MY BRAIN IN FULL ROAST MODE BY ROASTING SOME OF YOUR NEIGHBORS OUT HERE ON THE STREET. WHO WANTS TO GET ROASTED? WHAT’S THE C STAND FOR?>>CAPTAIN. >>I THOUGHT YOU WERE WEARING YOUR HIGH SCHOOL REPORT CARD ON YOUR HEAD.>>SOMETHING LIKE THAT. >>GREAT TO SEE YOU, MAN. HOW YOU DOING? HERE WITH ONE OF THE GREATS, JOHNNY DEPP. CONGRATULATIONS, I HEAR YOUR DIVORCE IS OFFICIAL. >>NEARLY. >>YOU’RE FINALLY DIVORCED FROM BATHING APPARENTLY. HOW ARE YOU DOING? WOW, WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE PETER SLEEPS IN A PARKER?>>YEAH.>>I BOSS WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED TO COURTNEY LOVE. >>YEAH.>>FANTASTIC. HOW IS BUSINESS TODAY?>>BUSINESS IS — YOU KNOW. IT’S BEEN PRETTY GOOD.>>MY SPIDEY SENSES TELL ME YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE $4 TODAY. OH. YOU TOLD ME TO WAKE YOU UP WHEN YOU HIT ROCK BOTTOM! NO SENSE OF HUMOR. NO SHORTAGE OF MATERIAL OUT HERE ON HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD, GUYS. WHO WANTS TO GET ROASTED? OH, HI.>>HI. >>HOW YOU DOING?>>GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?>>I’M JEFF. >>ALISE. >>HOW ARE YOU DOING?>>I’M GOOD. >>WOW. KNOCK KNOCK. >>WHO’S THAT?>>YOUR ABSENTEE FATHER. SURPRISE!>>I KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS. >>YOU DO? YOU’RE LIKE A STRIPPER WHO HATES MONEY SO YOU WORK HERE. THOSE SHORTS ARE SHORTER THAN THE AMOUNT OF TIME YOU SPENT IN HIGH SCHOOL. HOW ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU PROTESTING?>>I’M NOT PROTESTING, I’M OUT HERE WORKING. >>WORKING? WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE A PARKING TICKET? HOW DO YOU LIKE THE STREET JOB?>>THE OWNER SAW ME AT ANOTHER JOB AND TOLD ME TO COME IN. >>HE GOES, THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE HE CAN HOLD A SIGN AND WEAR A DAY-GLO SHIRT. OH MY GOD, EITHER RICK CRAPTON. IT’S THREE DAY WEEKEND. YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME, MICHAEL?>>WHAT DO YOU MEAN? HAVING A GREAT TIME. >>TELL YOUR FACELIFT. OH MY GOD. THERE’S KIDS. RUN! RUN! LOOK, IT’S ZACH GALIFA-ENOUGH ALREADY. WHAT’S GOING ON? HOW’S BUSINESS?>>[ BLEEP ] GOING ON RIGHT NOW.>>NOT MUCH GOING ON? ARE YOU UPSET THAT YOUR PARENTS BRAD AND ANGELINA ARE GETTING DIVORCED? NICE TO MEET YOU, MADDOX. YOU LOOK VERY LOVELY TODAY. >>THANK YOU. >>YOU HAVE BLACKER ROOTS THAN KU KUHNTA KINTA. BEING ABLE TO TAKE A JOKE IS IMPORTANT. >>IT’S ALL ABOUT SMILING AND LAUGHING. >>ESPECIALLY WITH AN OUTFIT LIKE THAT. LOVE YOU, GOOD LUCK WITH THE LIPSTICK ON YOUR TEETH, YOU’RE AWESOME. ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU AT HOME. ♪ CRACK THAT COFFEE COFFEE TABLE ♪ ♪ IF YOU’RE WILLING AND ABLE ♪ ♪ CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK THAT COFFEE TABLE ♪>>WOW. THANKS, KANYE WORST. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

100 thoughts on “Jeff Ross Roasts Hollywood Blvd.”

  1. Ok i have a roast how about you stop roast and get your ass back to work when your mom pick you up when your 6 oh i though.your 88

  2. We need to talk more about the lyrics "Crack that coffee table" how and why did he come up with that?? I want to know his life story

  3. The hooter girl is now pregnant. The only thing she got from working on Hooters and being on TV is being a slut and being knocked up

  4. lol this is weird but that guy @ 2:41 was also in nikkita’s questioning ppl on the streets, he’s probably wondering y he’s popular that day lol dhdhdndn

  5. 3:02 that girl was on Jimmy Kimmel once- she was in the video where ppl had to choose between "Obamacare and The Affordable Care Act" 😂

  6. If I could roast him I’d say “wait wait I think the eggs more jealous then you seeing people with hair…. Oh and make sure to give the. His head back

  7. IF YALL SAW THE ONE WHEN THE KIDS ROASTED EACH OTHER THE FIRST ONE THO YOUR SO UGLY HELLO KITTY SAID GOODBYE

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