-We love Jeff Ross. He’s so funny. He has a new show called
“Historical Roasts,” where he makes fun of
different people from history. So we thought we’d send him down
to Rockefeller Plaza, here in New York City,
to practice his roasting skills. Take a look at this. -Jimmy, what’s happening, buddy?
It’s Jeff Ross. I’m warming up
for my history roast by roasting people out here
on the street. Not everybody
wants to be roasted, so maybe they’ll let me
roast their friends. ♪♪ I’m roasting
people’s friends today, so do you want me to
roast you or your friend? -Not today, not today. -You can’t handle it? -No, you should roast him,
though. -I don’t really think it’s
shorts season quite yet, fellas. But I’m really glad your buddy is wearing Peter Dinklage’s
dress pants. [ Laughter ] You guys look like the Hogwarts
math team, the three of ya. [ Laughter ] I’m doing a history show. Who is your favorite
historical figure? -Alexander Hamilton. -Why?
-Because — -Because he’s the best rapper? [ Laughter ] What’s your story, Jesse? -Well, I’m hoping to be
a medical student. I’m applying this year. -This guy has
creepy gynecologist written all over his face. [ Laughter ] So, Rayne, how does it feel
knowing that your mom looks like Dog the bounty hunter
if it was a woman? -Pretty awesome. Pretty awesome. -You look like
Dog the bargain hunter. What do you do for a living? -I just graduated college. -Oh, really? Everybody’s graduating
right now. -It’s that time of year. -What did you study?
Being a genie? What kind of pants are those? What’s going on, Darryl? -Big fan of yours. -I see that.
-Yeah. -It looks like
you stood in front of a big fan to do your hair. -Yeah, well… -I’m about to do a show
about historical figures. We’re looking for somebody
who looks like Beethoven if his mom drank
while she was pregnant. This month marks
my 30th anniversary as a stand-up comedian, and the first show I ever did
was on Fleet Week 30 years ago. And there were sailors
in the audience. I made fun of them
and they laughed. And it was the best feeling ever and I’ve been doing comedy
ever since. -Oh, wow. 30 years?
That’s a long time. -You guys were literally semen
30 years ago. [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] -My thanks to Jeff Ross