Kid roasts his principal

Kid roasts his principal


So before you watch the video you’ll need a bit of background information. This is my English teacher, Ms. Ocker and that’s her husband ,but he’s really not important to this video. And this is my high school principal ,Jim Wells and he’s with someone who’s really not important to this story either. Anyway Wells turned 60 today. I know start digging the grave, and Mrs. Ocker told me to write a song for his birthday. So I did and now you are all caught up. Oh! and one more thing, I’m looking to the left of the screen because my debate teacher was holding my lyrics. I only had one night to write this song so it wasn’t memorized, and now you are all caught up. 60 years ago today, a beautiful man was born. He’s really a fine fellow, and that is why I’m torn. I hope I don’t regret this, I’m just doing what I’m told. So Mr. Wells, You’re getting old. [ukulele strumming] You’re so old your memories in black and white. The key to your house was on Ben Franklin’s kite. You lived through the Ice age, that must have been cold. So Mr Wells. Hey! You’re getting old. [ukulele strumming] You’re really a fine principal,but what do you do for fun, because your social security number is just the number one. I heard you’ve babysat for Jesus. Or so I’m told. So Mr. Wells. Hey! You’re getting old. [ukulele strumming] Now I’m sorry to be so mean and rude, I’ve seen raisins with fewer wrinkles than you. Yeah! You can’t hark or remark. Your life’s a question mark. You got your pets off of Noah’s ark. Hey Mr. Wells! Mr. Wells you dont fit the average mold, because Mr. Wells yeah you’re getting, Mr. Wells yeah you’re getting, Mr. Wells NANA you’re getting, you’re getting old.

100 thoughts on “Kid roasts his principal”

  1. this kid asked my teacher if he could bring a liter of soda for his friends since we were having a party and the teacher responded “you have friends?” 🤣

  2. 2011: N0
    2012: I'm good
    2013: Maybe next year
    2014: Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    2015:Not this year statan raww
    2016:GG
    2017:It's everyday brooooooooooo
    2018:Irrelevant
    2019:Fine I'll put it in recemended

  3. 2011 no
    2012 nope
    2013 heck’s to the naw
    2014 hmmm…nope
    2015 yeah uh no
    2016 nope
    2017 mmm nope no
    2018 maybe…naw
    2019 yepp perfect

  4. I see we are being recommended this 8 years later. So how is your principal is he still alive because he is very old and we would all like to know

  5. 2011: nope
    2012: nope
    2013: nope
    2014: nope
    2015: nope
    2016: nope
    2017: nope
    2018: nope
    2019: Let’s put this on everyone’s recommendations!

  6. Me : why is this here in my recommendations 8 years later
    Blue shirt guy : appears out of nowhere because the YouTube algorithm

  7. YouTube Recommendation Page:
    2011: Nah
    2012: Nope
    2013: No
    2014: No thanks
    2015: Eh
    2016: Meh
    2017: Maybe later?
    2018: Soon
    2019: YES!!!!👍🏼

  8. 2011 nah
    2012 nope
    2013 next year
    2014 not today
    2015 no
    2016 not even close
    2017 do I have to?
    2018 uhhhh
    2019 YES IN THE RECOMMENDATIONS BABY

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