Matthew West Roasts a Tardy Student in an Amazing Improv Song

Matthew West Roasts a Tardy Student in an Amazing Improv Song


Lipscomb University one seat was empty
in the front row Tried to start this class someone said,
“Where did Jared go?” Oh he’s out there on the campus
trying to be his own man Gotta pay that college bill
so he started a popsicle stand Just one problem, Jared
Your popsicle is not frozen, oh no No one wants a popsicle that melted, melted,
you’re melting my heart Oh yeah He’s not melting my heart
Jared said, “Don’t you know I picked that up from my trip overseas? Yeah, that’s how everybody eats
a popsicle in Italy.” They just put a straw in it
and drink it on down So I thought I’d bring this new concoction
straight to Nashville town Jared, you’re a messed up dude
Jared, I don’t mean to be rude Next time you open up a popsicle stand
Make sure you got a freezer, a freezer on hand Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Everybody say, oh oh oh oh oh oh
Come on if you love Jared say Oh oh oh oh oh oh
One more time Oh oh oh oh oh oh Well the moral of the story Is if you wanna make a dime
Don’t worry about popsicles Show up to class on time As heard on The Wally Show Oh you killed that! You killed that my man!

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