Oats Studios – Volume 1 – Cooking With Bill: PrestoVeg

Oats Studios – Volume 1 – Cooking With Bill: PrestoVeg

[♪♪♪] [studio audience applauds] Welcome back,
everyone. Welcome back, and boy, do we have
a treat for you today. So we’ve all heard about this new craze
sweeping the nation called “vegetarian”? [applause] Yes, people left,
right, and center are ditching meat in favor of
healthy vegetables, but I think as all
of you can attest, vegetables can be unbelievably
difficult to manage. Let’s just take a simple one. An onion, for example. Try preparing an
onion on your own. Go ahead, Bill. [chuckling] Okay… [clock ticks] Who needs it? Argh! [horn honks] For god’s sake. Oh, it’s just impossible. Well, Bill,
that is exactly why we are lucky to be presenting our
new product today… [applause] designed to create
delicious, healthy, vegetarian meals while also dealing with those
impossible vegetables for you. Wow. Wow, wow, wow. And this puppy can make
any vegetarian dish, such as… you just put the
vegetables in here… So much nutrition. Mmm. Eat your
cauliflower. [chuckling] Keep away the vampires. [audience laughs and applauds] And, oh… we have
to remember the water. Now, we don’t need too much. Just a cup or two. Just a cup or two,
but we put it right in there… there we go. And we close the lid… and press the button. [applause] [beeping] The PrestoVeg will now assess
the best dish based on the ingredients. [audience oohs]
[beeping] [beep-beep beep-beep][mechanical voice]:
Zucchini patties.
Zucchini patties! Ooh! Now, the entire cooking process
happens in under a minute, and will be piping hot. [ding] And…done. [flies buzz]
[audience gasps] [Bill]:
That’s something, isn’t it? Let’s see it. I can’t wait. Oh, no. Uh… Bill, oh, my God. Oh… Oh, this is… sorry.Oats!

100 thoughts on “Oats Studios – Volume 1 – Cooking With Bill: PrestoVeg”

  1. What if the title is pun and bill [host] is literally cooking with bill [ingredient]. He's in hell and cooking himself.

  2. All the oats videos have a sort of SCP feel to them, but then again feel so unique and incredibly well done to the point where they become their own thing.

  3. That gap in Bills teeth is the real MVP, but all jokes aside the ending on this one left me yolked like it was a total dead fetus moment like "who boiled the baby?"

  4. Kinda feels like a cheap, inferior knockoff of the twisted product ads/informercial spoofs Tim and Eric did on their show(s)

  5. With this divice you can transform vegetables into meat! such a nice one. Finally Bill can offer me something worthwhile!

  6. OMG, this dude so looks like the owner of a company I worked for, and his name was Bill too. LOL. Had that 70's/80's pornstar look. Funny as hel. What a trip down memory lane!

    These two would be good doing some after school specials. 😉

  7. I bet you a million bucks these people are cought in an alternate dimension, where they're stuck in this studio and every day there's a new eldtrich appliance they have to present. There's no actual audience, the sound is just coming from the void beyong the studio, they can't leave, they can't get hurt (hence Bills arm being completely fine after the Damasu incident) and they can't die either.

  8. Everybody is going on about Bill's fingers, but I'm just sitting here, like:
    "That machine MADE those flies, it MADE. FLIES."

  9. Can someone explain this series to me? I'm getting a DHMIS vibe but why did they all release at the same time and why is there a link to a steam page in the description? I'm so confused.

  10. Thats crazy! Who has time to peel onions, when mom & pop burger joints make onion rings EVERY DAY! 😀
    . . . or offal, same thing 🙂 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_kCNfXRGFo

  11. Ohhh I know why it's all grows it was made with vegan vegetables not human vegetables….or is that the other way around with cannibalizes

  12. I can’t tell if Bill is fucked up and is intentionally doing this shit or if he doesn’t know when to give up his cooking show hosting dream…

  13. me: this Karen character actually looks ama. …
    bill opens door
    me:" W.T.F AM I WATCHING! ? WHAT … IS THAT A … * Regurgitating noise*

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