Roast of Rob Lowe – Jewel – Acoustic Roasting

Roast of Rob Lowe – Jewel – Acoustic Roasting


So, Rob, I know
you’ve always wondered why I didn’t kiss you that day. So tonight,
I will tell you why…in song. [ Cheers and applause,
soft guitar music plays ] ♪ Rob was so shocked
on “The Lyon’s Den” ♪ ♪ When I did not want
to kiss him ♪ ♪ You see the problem, Rob, is
you’re such a whore ♪ ♪ You completely forgot ♪ ♪ We hooked up before ♪ ♪ ‘Cause you showed me ♪ ♪ Your penis ♪ ♪ When I was just 16-ish ♪ ♪ Back in 1988 ♪ ♪ I was that girl
on your sex tape ♪ ♪ Maybe you missed my name ♪ ♪ ‘Cause you were high
on so much cocaine ♪ ♪ Out of all your films ♪ ♪ I’m the best thing
you were ever in ♪ [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] ♪ Yeah, in his whole career ♪ ♪ I’m the best thing
Rob Lowe has ever been in ♪ [ Cheers and applause ] And that’s why I didn’t want
to kiss you, you son of a bitch!

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