Roasting Lance Stewart

Roasting Lance Stewart

this is Bucket has horse manore and
dirt no Dave hurry up dude there’s a bunny rabbit under here it’s a
baby bunny rabbit so grab it quick man it’s gonna run away headin to the beach
right now beautiful out beach day we’re playing musical beaches right now
the beach that we were just on there were all of these bugs we had to leave
so we’re gonna go try the other beach it’s more crowded maybe there’ll be less
buzzer Mike harder yeah there we go second Beach no bugs here so I’m
officially at the happy place big waves are they big strong waves coming in fun
just thinking you know why there’s only like a couple more weeks of this and
then it’s gonna get bitter cold I’m not looking forward to this winner Dave
looks like he needs a haircut and a shave
Dave what I thought they were saying like beard here like that is like the
most disgusting thing and copy all the germs
yeah it stays in your excess food yeah we’re doing tonight we’re gonna roast
Lance let’s go roast his where should we start Bruce that tattoo that’s crooked
on his leg like down you know I got anyone’s face everything looks pants
though it’s not even lying that’s cute which it that’s not all you got let’s
talk about your OCD what’s your biggest pet peeve you ski everything okay behind oh man you’re really
roosting that’s probably why I can do that yeah I will say you are getting big
Lance hey muscles it’s that when we roast our kids my kids Nevada cooter
fleas on you I said this story before I was young I forget how would I was like
eight yeah I’m thinking Rocky I have to pee so bad I guess I’m standing up and
paying I like my pants drop I don’t know how far really bad and I just let it out
and then mom came in bond just started throwing up all over the place Lance
started preschool you had to be potty trained he wasn’t trained but he was
afraid to go to the bathroom like to poop on the potty because he thought
there was a monster like in the hole so he paid on why he would he wasn’t sick
so we should take him to preschool he won’t go to the bathroom all day long
when I would pick him up people give me my pull-up and he gets it back in my
minivan I put him in the pool babysitter I’m done now I feel good oh he cry
everyday for the first three months of preschool do you really eight years old
and I Lance on running across streets in the
neighbor’s house or self or something and I guess she didn’t pay attention
Ivan come out of our Hospital be there crying yeah Nina wants a real swing it’s
like everything is practically roasting a kid at this point not many did you eat
dinner tonight we don’t need what’s that your fifth cup
of coffee and this tool you got to make a tea
I need egg whites I can’t eat this right I got to take all the the yolk out a
little trick all right yeah that’s gross not into this you are crusting and
recording me where my hair looks like how many times you recorded me where my
hair looks like yes I do yes I do playing musical parking spots
right now why’d you park away down there and to the beach looks like the last
weekend we’re done after this come on man he’s going in oh my goodness he’s
peeking in the bag for food these ladies to chase one One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s
Nest what do you want boy do I have here you look Purdy
what time’s the wedding start okay you’re really prepared the man’s a suit
billy-bob cleaned up anything else he’s carrying a Louis bag I got a Louis to
let me say love the shoes oh you need some sage first one this woman oh yeah I
know I definitely need some sage all right bro you ready to go out after the
day we had come on we have a day from hell two flat tires are accidents
everything this month smells bad well I say H everything and I sage to
right and Dave when they were here third a wedding they’re having a good sign now
it’s time for us to go out and have a good time how many martinis I have you can get
something good to eat I’m a meat and potatoes guy we know
that’s the same thing every time we go out lolei and mashed potatoes oh we got
got the paint going on painters here jack grandmom cooking I’m video guys
every time I go on the freezer or try to get ice sea alarms on its like almost 5
when I have enough time to hold on blue button I can’t figure this out
wait I’ll help you look for it yeah oh here it is
I see it’s a bean bun telogen what do you want me to do with it
push it push it in did it make it time I guess it wasn’t me
all right I think I’ve heard it time don’t they always both get back is that
right 6 hours I ain’t gonna have ice for 6
hours so it’s all fixed now do you think all right sounds good thank you have a
good evening yeah send us some ice over yes we’re
gonna go crazy without Lois I said say goodbye your famous grandmom bye have a
good one bye we have no voice for success one for you and one for me oh my
god and in this forever do you remember the Finn I gave it to what do you mean
it’s two o’clock in the afternoon tell you me and Lance had this thing out
monster truck and I think we destroyed it got the guest in the sand all mixed
up so what so we tried to fix it yesterday too much dirt and seeing that
to take the engine apart and fix it up what are you doing bro Oh I’ll smash it off on the planta still at the restaurant we’re
gonna leave them and it’s in the bathroom
she was evil away recording you you’re pointing out my balls you can’t even see
because it’s dark finish your martini good morning guys
so today I’m gonna give you a sneak peek at my newest project basically I am
revamping my dining room as you can see I thickened down the old gold curtains I
have the new set in here we’re gonna replace the chandelier yeah we got the
new color on the walls the light is now this color I painted it and we’re
waiting for the mirror and the sideboard now that the blinds are up I’m gonna put
the rest of the stuff back in here I look some more modern and tomorrow we’ll
hang our curtains up births why I have the curtains for the edges I have panels
for the edge yeah we are doing that I don’t make anything easy tomorrow my
mirror and the side war comes and then the room will be done take a couple
pictures we’re good what are we doing guys hanging my mirror
yeah I have although one company I mean it looks
good guys you didn’t scratch my floor were you gonna govern I’m going I gotta
go get a Betty hey my toes hey guys just gonna be so great we went do a prank on
Sabrina and Dave I’m gonna have a bucket of mud or a horseman or I want to tell
them there’s like a rabbit or something underneath and when I lift up the bucket
their hands if I’m being horsemen or I let’s see how we do this is lucky has
force been warned and fought on three yo Dave hurry up dude there’s a bunny
rabbit on there I want to get this bunny rabbit small I’m afraid of it got caught
under here i fried that house running around there all round 2 baby bunny
rabbit so grab it quick man and try to put it back there we’re going to do the same thing to
Sabrina Sabrina come out here I want a cure so I found a little chicken you
have to grab it when I take the bucket lon alright guys that was great man it was
priceless I got damn good it’s a Brandon faith
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100 thoughts on “Roasting Lance Stewart”

  1. Make sure to drop a like on the video if you enjoyed!
    (Apologies for lack of uploads.. lance has had the flu for the past week)

  2. You guys are naturals behind the camera and in the front of it. I think you get it from Lance. BTW I saw Lance on Kiss Date Eliminate

  3. The video was funny as hell ๐Ÿ˜‚ lmmfao ๐Ÿ˜‚ keep up the good work and please tell bad ass grandma I said hi and I love you guys โค๏ธ๐ŸŒนโค๏ธ๐ŸŒน

  4. The way Bruce laughed was hilarious when Dave grabbed the horse shit and mud ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  5. hey, thanks for this , taking my mind off just got back from putting down our 14 y/o silky terrier wesley, your videos are so entertaining esp when you dont try, just going thru your activities of daily life, which for you guys is rarely quiet, lol

  6. That was a lot of fun to watch 4 sure…and i hate to say it Lance but your Mom did get ya Triggered just a bit there…and very much loved the bunny/baby-chicken bucket bit as well…really like all of it…great vlog #210Family

  7. 8yrs old, that's like 3rd grade. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  8. I don't HOW in the HELL I ended up on this Video but this Bruce guy DEFINITELY needs to hook with BIGTimeTommy "TAKE IT 'EASE" that shit would go VIRAL!

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