Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Chris Cooks Fish

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Chris Cooks Fish


My cooking skills have not progressed since college. I make spaghetti, and eggs, and… – Chris: and fish.
– Burnie: There you go. Fish is so complicated to make! – C: No it isn’t, no it isn’t.
– Jon: No it’s not. Not my fish. If you just get some fish that are raw – C: and then-
– B: What kind of fish- You’re gonna get wh- what? Name a fish, Chris. – B: Fish.
– C: Ssssss… sssss… Sword? [Hysterical laughter] Sword?! [laughter] Swordfish! You buy swordfish?! – J: That’s ah, that’s expensive!
– C: You just said name a fish. I was thinking – C: a fish…
– B: Name a fish you eat!
– Gus: What, what.. What fish do you cook? I’m gonna go into the.. I’m gonna go to the butcher and go to the fish section and go I want sword. [laughter] – J: No no, just say I want
– G: I want- – J: fish.
– G: I want to buy 1 fish please. [laughter] And then… I, I just… You know. I put it in a-
I- y- m- What I do for cooking I just put, um, like, dressing on it. – C: Like salad dressing.
– G: You what?
– J: [laughs] You put like, Italian salad dressing? – C: Yeah. Whatever dressing I have.
– G: Or ranch? – J: Ranch?
– C: Sure, yeah. Ugh! – C: Any- It’s
– [laughter] It’s whatever dressing I have, I just put dressing on it and then I’m like, cook it Ah, it’s got – C: It tastes like uh, balsamic vinegar!
– B: You’re skipping so many steps! Do you put like, thousand island on it? – C: Sure, yeah.
– G: Like, “look, it’s like you’re back in the ocean swimming among some islands!” [laughter] – C: Cause I can vary up my flavours by what dressing I-
– B: [laughs] Can we get a Michelin star for uh – J: a food truck with Chris.
– B: I don’t know how it – B: couldn’t qualify
– [laughter] I have no idea. With that stunning recipe of fish and dressing. What kind of dressing? Whatever. [laughs] – C: Whatever I ca-
– B: What kind of fish? I would like – C: Well you…
– B: sword with vinaigrette. [laughs] [laughter] [Outro music]

100 thoughts on “Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Chris Cooks Fish”

  1. No, you go to Red Lobster and when the waiter or waitress is taking your order, you say, "I'll have a sword with cheddar bay biscuits!"

  2. So a few days ago or so my fiance and I were grocery shopping when we noticed that the store was selling swordfish. Just one swordfish. I just cooked it for my fiance (since he's the one who bought it, he's the one who gets to eat the entire thing) and looked in our fridge to see that we only have ranch in the fridge.
    So we bought swordfish and had it with ranch because of this video. And it was good. I have a picture to prove this but for some reason my phone won't let me post it anywhere!

  3. there are many styles of cooking fish it could also depend on dressing it
    i dont expect anyone to understand the pun XD

  4. Salad dressing is actually really good as marinade. Of course, I'd usually use a vinegar-based dressing, rather than like ranch or 100 island…

  5. When I was on holiday i watched this a thought "i want swordfish" and then I went down stairs because the hotel served dinner and there was swordfish

  6. I really want Chris and Gavin to do one of those one-on-one podcasts. I know that was an experiment, and it won't happen, but… goddamn.

  7. I remember listening to this on the podcast, I was laughing my ass off on the bus and people thought I was listening to music😂

  8. A podcast of just Joel, Gavin, Chris, and Brandon would just be a perfect storm of crazy, confusion, ignorance and cringey awkardness (respectively).

  9. Some day, when I have an actual job, I hope I have co-workers like these guys. They seem like such good friends!

  10. Hey Chris is right, you can eat swordfish. Just not a lot. High in mercury though. Not good for you.

  11. This is one of my fave RTAAs. Kudos to the animators for really expanding the comedy by really harnessing every laugh and noise in the animation!

  12. For 2 years now I've been incrementally saying "I want to buy one fish" when I get bored cuz it makes me laugh every time.

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