Hello, and welcome back to another episode of “Sebastian RRRRRoasts”. (intro music) And today’s theme is rrraps. So, I’m going to read some of my favorrrite rrrrrraps from the comments section of the last episode. So get yourself a glass of water, because it’s going to be lit as FUCK up in here, if you know what I’m saying. So this person has wrote 3 raps, each for a different character of Black Butler. How amusing. (reads first rap) (reads second rap) (reads third rap) That was a fantastic job, great rrraps. But might I ask, why on earth, you say, I can’t trade in my butler career for a rap career? Come on, don’t be stupid. Everyone knows my raps are 10 out of 10, would bang again. I think my favorite was the first one, I’ll be honest. My least favorite was the last one. But overall, fantastic job. This is a rap from Magnum Gal. (reads rap) Wow, you didn’t even write it yourself. Pfft. Well, thank you Savanah, for that rap, not Magnum Gal, you joke. (reads rap) Thank you… uh- Spanish Sebastian for that, I appreciated it. This is a rap from my one true love… You’re can be my hub– what the fffFUCK? YOU’RE can be my hubby?! (silently laughing) WHAT?! Tellytubby, please, I-… I can’t like you anymore now that I know you can’t… you can’t use grammar effectively– what?! YOU’RE can be my hubby? YOU ARE CAN BE MY HUBBY?! WHERE HAS ALL THE ENGLISH GONE?! WHERE HAS IT GONE?!? (nice voice crack there, dude) I just don’t know anymore… T-T I– you know, this is… (smack) It- (sigh) is… I-I don’t know… This was such an easy, EASY piece of FUCKING grammar to get correct. HOW do you mess it up? How many times did your parents drop you on the floor? I must know. (sigh) Okay, let’s ignore that, I’ll correct it as we go. Fuck’s sake. (reads rap with correct grammar) What the… What the actual fuck? What has my comments section become? I- I just wanted raps, not… not to sodomize a fucking Tellytubby. Ugh! (back to normal raps) (pauses to correct) You should probably, uh, add like, “after all,” or something. (continues reading) You see, you– you rhymed at the end there, but the rest of it was just… it was terrible! It was… Susan, that was… that was awful. That was just… JUST terrible, I-I-you know– Did you write that on a napkin, and then try to translate it to French, and then translate it back in Spanish, and then translate the Spanish to English, and then you take a SHIT on that napkin, and then you try and, like– ah, y-you know, try and wipe it off, and you’ve been a mess, and all the- all the writing’s fucked up… and then you try to rewrite the rap from that writing? Is that what you did? Because that’s what it FEELS like, Susan. Because that rap was a pile of shit, Susan! Next time you want to rap in MY comments section, SUSAN, you’d better bring your goddamn A-game! Are we c- are we clear? Candy Chu has wrote me an essay… (exasperated sigh) which is… hopefully a rap as well. Let’s see what you’ve done. (reluctantly reads essay/rap) Honestly, Candy, I… I can’t critique it, it was- it was damn good, I’ll give you that one. Here’s my number. ๐Ÿ˜‰ (reads rap) That one was very simple, very straight to the point, and I bloody loved it. 10 out of 10, my dear! Prepare yourselfff… This is going to be the best rrrrap here. (reads) (jesus, man, no one wants to hear that) What the FUCK am I doing with my life? Thank you everyone for joining me, it was a very fun episode. Now, the theme of the next “Sebastian RRRRoasts” is jokes! (outro music starts) Tell me your best, your worst, your most mediocre jokes, I am here to listen… and to be entertained by you peasants. Until next time… Byyye! (outro music picks up)


  1. Ciel: I've got a joke, Sebastian!

    Sebastian: What is it? -_-

    Ciel: You, HA! That was lit!

    Sebastian: Not as lit as your parents, my lord! :3

    Ciel: ….. -.- dies on the inside and basically becomes Sebastian

  2. Hello, Sebastian, I know that you just did you rap video, but if I may I would like to do a rap for you, and please excuse any miss spellings in this comment I am only 11. Hello my name is Sebastian, please do put that in captain, ok so what I don't know Latin, and you know I am just trying to fatten Ciel up, you know I'm not flat in my rapping skills, people think it's hard to chat with Ciel but when your one hell of a butler it's easy, please do tell me if you see a cat I will be happy to keep it in Ciel's hat. Drops the microphone

  3. l was watching this when my mum was at the table and she was chocking on her tea ๐Ÿ˜‚ conner you almost killed my mum!

  4. Can someone please tell me in what video is the freaking Tella Tubby thing started becasue i can't find it!๐Ÿ˜ก

  5. I feel bad for Sebastian. I agree on wondering where the English went. You would think people would use proper spelling and grammar, but nope apparently not which is rather sad. I can't provide a rap unfortunately.

  6. I told my girlfriend to not stand by the heater she asked why so i told her because plastic melts. ๐Ÿ˜œ

  7. God made coke, God made Pepsi, God made Sebastian, oh so sexy,
    God made rivers, God made lakes, God made Claude, Oh well we all make mistakes.

  8. hello sabastian i am currently annoying you write now cuz i know you will annoyed lol you so funny and i will probably be doing this more often
    youโ€™re can actually be my hobby cuz i dont currently have a hobby write now

    and yeah i am doing this on purpose

  9. Why didn't William and Sebastian cross the road? Because Grell was on the other side

    (I apologize for this joke, I stink at this)

  10. i want more kyoya va from you plz jfc. ALSO I FINALLY WATCHED ORUAN HOST CLUB HIGHSCHOOOL or whatever the fook ITS CALLED!(das right i been watching the kyoya videos without even watching the anime. bad boys bad boys watcha goin do watcha goin do when dey come furr chu) but as i was watching it, i got to ep 14 AND THAT EPISODE AND ALL THE EPISODES AFTER THAT ARE BANNED IN AMERICA!? WTF AMERICA!? THIS IS WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU!!!! ESPECIALLY ENGLAND!! I MIGHT AS WELL MOVE TO JAPAN IF I CANT FINISH WATCHING MY FAVE ANIME AHHHHHHHHH intense screaming also my grammar and spelling is shit ik. i just spell that way. bc why take the time to actually spell the word out am i right?~(omg im concerned with how many red sqiggles are at the bottom of my words….0.0)

  11. Sebastian Michaelis my feelings are hurt I made a cool rap but you perhaps thought it was crap now this poem I make from depression I think I need to a therapy session I made a cool rhyme to see so that you could learn a bit about this retarded world through me, but it's cool cuz you might find this one now with this depression poem I am done

  12. My too late rap:
    I feel such a pity
    For you lil sebby
    you act like a kitty
    ugly as a rat
    acting as a brat
    please forgive me
    cant you see
    I'm the queen
    and I'll win

    lol nope? ok

  13. You and your grammar ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (sorry if its wrong but i'm an german girl and i'm not good in english๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚)

  14. Lmao when sebastian got really mad tella for her grammar ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  15. Dana says"knock knock"
    and Kara says "who's there"
    Dana says "marry"
    Kara says "marry who?"
    "marry me"

    (I'm planing to use this on my girlfriend when we get older :3 )

    (didn't use our real names)


  17. Ciel has a twin brother . Who was killed in front of him when he summoned Sebastian . Ciel is not his real name the series has yet to tell us his real name . But he took on his brothers name, since he was the eldest , and became the heir to his family name . (This is all true and is in the original manga ) ~for any crazy fan asshole who likes to one up anybody that comments something against their opinion โ˜บ๏ธ.

  18. Sebastian's eyes are red
    And ciel's hair is blue
    yet when it comes to Grell Sutcliff he just can't get a clue…

    Alois Trancy is gay
    which is a pathetic charade
    yet when it comes to the phantomhives you better be afraid. for there is the king of Ravens
    and the young master who knows where your grave is.

    People say they can beat Sebastian any day.
    yet you were already screwed anyway.
    but that is no flaw for if you disrespect him it's against the law. if you try and fight then you'll fly across the town and I don't mean any jokes for it's all for fun folks. but remember he can rip of off your head or do something similar that happened to madame red.

    (I did my best love you Sebastian keep roasting people to your hearts content ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ’œ sincerely, Lily)

  19. The one with the tella tubby ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ love your reaction (i could never write some of this, because i'm german and very bad in english ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜“)

  20. Why was Ciel scared of monsters under his bed?

    Cause Sebastian kept trying to find the monster.

    (To those who donโ€™t understand, Sebastian is a demon and demons are classified as monsters.)

  21. 1:44 bruh im sick and when you said "10/10 would bang again" i was gona laugv but coughed so hard instead that i let my mug fall.
    There goes my fav mug ;-;

  22. Hey Sebastian do you want to hear a long joke or short joke I'm going to do both read the one that you want- jooooooooooooooooke- joke- I'm not that good at spelling I have dyslexia so I'm using the talk text I tried

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