Roast Battle II: Denver & Atlanta Regionals – Slopes and Slaves – Uncensored

Roast Battle II: Denver & Atlanta Regionals – Slopes and Slaves – Uncensored

Let’s Roast! {ding ding ding} – Nicole used to be a competitive skier. That’s why she’s so good at taking double blacks. [groans and laughter] – Uh, Andy was molested as a young schoolboy. He graduated top of his class…

How To Roast a Chicken

How To Roast a Chicken

Welcome to The Super Spectacular Chicken Roast! [Applause] Floyd, you have no idea what’s happening right now, do you? I’m so…I’m so sorry. I’m not going to say that chickens are dirty, but then again there’s only one creature in…

Joseph Gordon-Levitt on Playing a Young Bruce Willis – Roast of Bruce Willis – Uncensored

Joseph Gordon-Levitt on Playing a Young Bruce Willis – Roast of Bruce Willis – Uncensored

Bruce Willis. What a career, right? “The Fifth Element,” “The Sixth Sense,” “The Whole Nine Yards,” “12 Monkeys.” Zero Oscars. [ Laughter ] Quentin Tarantino, M. Night Shyamalan, Wes Anderson, Michael Bay, these are just some of Bruce’s directors who…

Roast of Rob Lowe  – David Spade – Rob Lowe’s Memoir – Uncensored

Roast of Rob Lowe – David Spade – Rob Lowe’s Memoir – Uncensored

– Rob wrote a memoir called, Stories I Only Tell My Friends. Chapter one, the day I fucked your wife. (laughs loudly) You’re almost up. Despite all the insane jokes you’ve heard about Rob, he’s actually had a great career,…

A Husband and Wife Roast Each Other – Joe List vs. Sarah Tollemache – Roast Battle

A Husband and Wife Roast Each Other – Joe List vs. Sarah Tollemache – Roast Battle

This one is between a husband and a wife. Our first contender, he’s done multiple TV specials, has a hit podcast, and is a regular at The Comedy Cellar. He’s battling his spouse, so tonight’s the only time he’s going…

The One Baldwin Brother Everyone Forgets About (feat. Flula Borg) – Roast of Alec Baldwin

The One Baldwin Brother Everyone Forgets About (feat. Flula Borg) – Roast of Alec Baldwin

– Oh, hi, it’s me, Karl-Heinz Baldwin, the youngest of the all the Baldwin brothers. I was separated at birth from my siblings, and grew up in Germany, to become Germany’s most famous actor in the world. I am now…

Donald Trump Drops An F-Bomb

Donald Trump Drops An F-Bomb

THIS DAIS IS THE PERFECT METAPHOR FOR WHERE AMERICA STANDS TODAY. LOOK AT OUR ECONOMY. BARELY MOVING, GASPING FOR AIR, AND DESPERATELY CLINGING TO LIFE. VERY MUCH LIKE LARRY KING. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS, WITH LARRY, WE HAVE A NEVER-ENDING…