Roast of Rob Lowe – Nikki Glaser – Jeff Ross’s Royal Heritage

Roast of Rob Lowe – Nikki Glaser – Jeff Ross’s Royal Heritage

Tonight, Jeff is dressed as Prince…theprince of whales… the animal. You’re fat. [ Laughter ] Jeff, if you changed your name to a symbol, it would be the Arby’s logo. [ Laughter ]

Roast of Rob Lowe – Nikki Glaser – Jewel’s Notorious Smile

– Jewel is here. Or as I call her, Trailer Swift. (audience applauding) Jewel, I do not wanna badmouth you since God already did. (audience laughing) No. I think your smile is cute. I feel like your teeth are like…

Roast of Rob Lowe – Jewel – Acoustic Roasting

Roast of Rob Lowe – Jewel – Acoustic Roasting

So, Rob, I know you’ve always wondered why I didn’t kiss you that day. So tonight, I will tell you why…in song. [ Cheers and applause, soft guitar music plays ] ♪ Rob was so shocked on “The Lyon’s Den”…