President Obama. (cheering and applause) He’s not coming back. After a year and a half of relative silence, the 44th president of the United States is back in the public eye. This week he flew to Africa, where he opened…
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Roast of Justin Bieber – Justin Bieber – Let’s Get Serious
Really, let’s get serious for a second. There was really no preparing me for this life. I was thrown into this at 12 years old, and I didn’t really know what I was getting myself into. There’s been moments I’m…
Review – Eating 15 Pancakes
I’M FORREST MACNEIL, AND AS ALWAYS, I WILL REVIEW ANY EXPERIENCE YOU WANT ME TO, NO MATTER WHAT IT IS. – YOU READY, FORREST? – YES, I AM. – OKAY. THIS COMES FROM NICK IN SYOSSET, NEW YORK. – AHA.…
What Comics Would Roast About Themselves – Stupid Questions with Chris Distefano
– Hey, what’s up everybody? Welcome to Stupid Questions: Roast Edition. (imitating sizzling) (laughing) I’m here with Nikki Glaser, Brian Moses, Coach Tea, and Dom Irrera. – A lot of people don’t know this. We went to grade school, high…
Jeff Ross Takes a Jab at Alec Baldwin’s Trump Impression – Roast of Alec Baldwin
Any fans of Alec Baldwin’s Donald Trump impression here tonight? Okay. Okay. All right. I don’t know. To me that impression is more tired than the guards who slept through Jeffrey Epstein’s suicide. “I know nothing.” What a lot of…
Dennis Rodman Burns the Whole Dais – Roast of Bruce Willis – Uncensored
Hi. I’m Dennis Rodman. I’m the only guy on this stage has done some really cool shit. Hey, Ed Norton. What’s up, man? Edward goes by “Edward” and not “Ed” because he is a real dick. [ Laughter ] Ed…
Padma Lakshmi – Savoring Life as a “Top Chef” Host & Fighting for Human Rights | The Daily Show
-Welcome back to the show. -Thank you. You always have such a really nice audience. -They’re so… -They’re wonderful. -…warm. -We have a line of South Africans. -(cheering and applause) -Thank you. I heard. That’s how it– that’s how it…
Roast of Rob Lowe – Nikki Glaser – Jeff Ross’s Royal Heritage
Tonight, Jeff is dressed as Prince…theprince of whales… the animal. You’re fat. [ Laughter ] Jeff, if you changed your name to a symbol, it would be the Arby’s logo. [ Laughter ]
Roast of Justin Bieber – Martha Stewart – Changing Lives for the Better
As we all know, Kevin is one of the biggest movie stars in the business right now, and he deserves it. He struggled for years. When he finally got his first big paycheck, he spent $150,000 on a watch. I…