I know. I know. [laughter] What the fuck am I doing here? This is like that Moscow hotel room where a bunch of whores pissed all over Donald Trump. I mean, this is what you get for being Alec’s friend.…
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ROASTING THE NORWAY TERRORIST
Asalaamu Alaikum guys and welcome to Smile2jannah. Saturday 10th of August 2019 Mark the date. That was the day that this chipmunk looking kid decided to skip his homework, to go and shoot up a mosque in Norway. He took…
Roast of Rob Lowe – Jewel – Acoustic Roasting
So, Rob, I know you’ve always wondered why I didn’t kiss you that day. So tonight, I will tell you why…in song. [ Cheers and applause, soft guitar music plays ] ♪ Rob was so shocked on “The Lyon’s Den”…
Nikki Glaser Slams Alec Baldwin’s Family Life (Full Set) – Roast of Alec Baldwin
– Sean Hayes! Keep it going for the reason Mike Pence says we have hurricanes. [laughter] You look like the little man on top of a wedding cake that a bakery would refuse to make for you. “Will & Grace”…
Jim Breuer – Bombing in Sears – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored
– So I go, “I have sent six of my Libyan missiles “to blow up the Sears hardware department “in Valley Stream, Long Island. ♪ “Ha-lama-ya-am-aya ♪ Yam-ay-ya-ai-ai-ia-ia” [intense hip-hop music]♪[cheers and applause] – Welcome to “This Is Not Happening.”…
Jeff Ross Roasts Cops – An Awkward Roast of Boston’s Finest
So I put it out therethat I wanted to roast a big city police departmentand the only one to step up and say yeswas the home of America’s very first police force,Bah-ston,a city that I’ve loved since going to college…
Trump Destroyed by Comedian Hasan Minhaj at 2017 White House Correspondents Dinner
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hasan Minhaj *Cheering and clapping* Wow Thank you. Wow. Oh my god. Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the series finale of the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. *laughter* Oh man. My name is Hasan Minhaj, or as i’ll…
Key & Peele – Insult Comic
[cheers and applause] – THANK YOU, SIR. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, HOW’S EVERYBODY– HOW’S EVERYBODY DOING? [cheers] ALL RIGHT, AND YOU GUYS CAN ALL HEAR ME OKAY? all: YEAH. – I KNOW THIS GUY CAN RIGHT HERE. BOY, THIS GUY’S…
The Harshest Burns from the Roast of James Franco
– We’re here tonight so James can live out one of his unfulfilled sexual fantasies: to have a room full of his friends shit all over him. ♪ James Franco ♪ (cheering) (upbeat music) – Many of you might not…
The Harshest Burns from the Roast of Donald Trump
– All jokes aside, though, I was thrilled when they offered me the opportunity to roast such a brilliant, charismatic, totally self-made billionaire who I believe will one day run this country. (audience member cheers) Then the Facebook guy canceled,…