Joseph Gordon-Levitt on Playing a Young Bruce Willis – Roast of Bruce Willis – Uncensored

Joseph Gordon-Levitt on Playing a Young Bruce Willis – Roast of Bruce Willis – Uncensored

Bruce Willis. What a career, right? “The Fifth Element,” “The Sixth Sense,” “The Whole Nine Yards,” “12 Monkeys.” Zero Oscars. [ Laughter ] Quentin Tarantino, M. Night Shyamalan, Wes Anderson, Michael Bay, these are just some of Bruce’s directors who…

Roast of Rob Lowe  – David Spade – Rob Lowe’s Memoir – Uncensored

Roast of Rob Lowe – David Spade – Rob Lowe’s Memoir – Uncensored

– Rob wrote a memoir called, Stories I Only Tell My Friends. Chapter one, the day I fucked your wife. (laughs loudly) You’re almost up. Despite all the insane jokes you’ve heard about Rob, he’s actually had a great career,…

The One Baldwin Brother Everyone Forgets About (feat. Flula Borg) – Roast of Alec Baldwin

The One Baldwin Brother Everyone Forgets About (feat. Flula Borg) – Roast of Alec Baldwin

– Oh, hi, it’s me, Karl-Heinz Baldwin, the youngest of the all the Baldwin brothers. I was separated at birth from my siblings, and grew up in Germany, to become Germany’s most famous actor in the world. I am now…

Roast of Justin Bieber – Chris D’Elia – Most Hated Video – Uncensored

Roast of Justin Bieber – Chris D’Elia – Most Hated Video – Uncensored

Babyis the most hated video online, like, statistically if you check that shit out, okay, and there are also ISIS videos online, okay? That means that someone saw a video with a guy screaming, “Death to America” and sawing someone’s…

Roast Battle – Ralphie May vs. Mike Lawrence

Roast Battle – Ralphie May vs. Mike Lawrence

You know, the roughest part of Ralphie’s divorce was getting the ring off his finger. [ Laughter ] [ Explosion ] Told you. [ Siren wails ] Mike reminds me of Pepé Le Pew from the “Looney Tunes” cartoons. He…

Roast of Justin Bieber – Ron Burgundy – A Star-Studded Evening  – Uncensored

Roast of Justin Bieber – Ron Burgundy – A Star-Studded Evening – Uncensored

Listen, people. Listen, listen. I don’t have a lot of time, all right? I don’t have a lot of time. I’m currently over at stage 24 hosting Spike TV’s “Your Mother’s a Fat Bitch” awards show. Some real clever writing,…

Roast Battle II: L.A. Regionals Pt. 1 – The Fight for Orange County – Uncensored

Roast Battle II: L.A. Regionals Pt. 1 – The Fight for Orange County – Uncensored

– Let’s roast! [bell dinging] – Keith only uses lambskin condoms because after sex, he enjoys a snack. [laughter] – Anna’s just jealous because my body is shaped like the eggs she can no longer produce. [laughter] – Keith just…