Roast Battle II: Denver & Atlanta Regionals – Slopes and Slaves – Uncensored

Roast Battle II: Denver & Atlanta Regionals – Slopes and Slaves – Uncensored

Let’s Roast! {ding ding ding} – Nicole used to be a competitive skier. That’s why she’s so good at taking double blacks. [groans and laughter] – Uh, Andy was molested as a young schoolboy. He graduated top of his class…

You Can’t Eat Marbles – Key & Peele

You Can’t Eat Marbles – Key & Peele

Welcome to the team, Mr. Wise. Thank you. Now, being an Arizona Assistant State’s Attorney is an important job, one we take very seriously. In fact, we are willing to do anything to win. It’s my honor, sir. And I…

Joseph Gordon-Levitt on Playing a Young Bruce Willis – Roast of Bruce Willis – Uncensored

Joseph Gordon-Levitt on Playing a Young Bruce Willis – Roast of Bruce Willis – Uncensored

Bruce Willis. What a career, right? “The Fifth Element,” “The Sixth Sense,” “The Whole Nine Yards,” “12 Monkeys.” Zero Oscars. [ Laughter ] Quentin Tarantino, M. Night Shyamalan, Wes Anderson, Michael Bay, these are just some of Bruce’s directors who…

Roast of Rob Lowe  – David Spade – Rob Lowe’s Memoir – Uncensored

Roast of Rob Lowe – David Spade – Rob Lowe’s Memoir – Uncensored

– Rob wrote a memoir called, Stories I Only Tell My Friends. Chapter one, the day I fucked your wife. (laughs loudly) You’re almost up. Despite all the insane jokes you’ve heard about Rob, he’s actually had a great career,…

A Husband and Wife Roast Each Other – Joe List vs. Sarah Tollemache – Roast Battle

A Husband and Wife Roast Each Other – Joe List vs. Sarah Tollemache – Roast Battle

This one is between a husband and a wife. Our first contender, he’s done multiple TV specials, has a hit podcast, and is a regular at The Comedy Cellar. He’s battling his spouse, so tonight’s the only time he’s going…

Roast of Justin Bieber – Chris D’Elia – Most Hated Video – Uncensored

Roast of Justin Bieber – Chris D’Elia – Most Hated Video – Uncensored

Babyis the most hated video online, like, statistically if you check that shit out, okay, and there are also ISIS videos online, okay? That means that someone saw a video with a guy screaming, “Death to America” and sawing someone’s…

Roast Battle – Ralphie May vs. Mike Lawrence

Roast Battle – Ralphie May vs. Mike Lawrence

You know, the roughest part of Ralphie’s divorce was getting the ring off his finger. [ Laughter ] [ Explosion ] Told you. [ Siren wails ] Mike reminds me of Pepé Le Pew from the “Looney Tunes” cartoons. He…