Roast of Rob Lowe  – David Spade – Rob Lowe’s Memoir – Uncensored

Roast of Rob Lowe – David Spade – Rob Lowe’s Memoir – Uncensored

– Rob wrote a memoir called, Stories I Only Tell My Friends. Chapter one, the day I fucked your wife. (laughs loudly) You’re almost up. Despite all the insane jokes you’ve heard about Rob, he’s actually had a great career,…

Roast of Justin Bieber – Chris D’Elia – Most Hated Video – Uncensored

Roast of Justin Bieber – Chris D’Elia – Most Hated Video – Uncensored

Babyis the most hated video online, like, statistically if you check that shit out, okay, and there are also ISIS videos online, okay? That means that someone saw a video with a guy screaming, “Death to America” and sawing someone’s…

Roast Battle – Ralphie May vs. Mike Lawrence

Roast Battle – Ralphie May vs. Mike Lawrence

You know, the roughest part of Ralphie’s divorce was getting the ring off his finger. [ Laughter ] [ Explosion ] Told you. [ Siren wails ] Mike reminds me of Pepé Le Pew from the “Looney Tunes” cartoons. He…

Roast Battle II: L.A. Regionals Pt. 1 – The Fight for Orange County – Uncensored

Roast Battle II: L.A. Regionals Pt. 1 – The Fight for Orange County – Uncensored

– Let’s roast! [bell dinging] – Keith only uses lambskin condoms because after sex, he enjoys a snack. [laughter] – Anna’s just jealous because my body is shaped like the eggs she can no longer produce. [laughter] – Keith just…

Roast Battle – Jimmy Carr vs. Christi Chiello

Roast Battle – Jimmy Carr vs. Christi Chiello

I WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT CHRISTI’S CAREER, BUT IT’S LIKE TRYING TO PUNCH FOG. THERE’S NOTHING THERE. THERE’S NOTHING. THERE ARE ISIS SLEEPER CELLS WITH HIGHER PROFILES. I LOOKED HER UP ON THE INTERNET, AND GOOGLE SAID, “ME EITHER.”…

Roast of Justin Bieber – Justin Bieber – Let’s Get Serious

Roast of Justin Bieber – Justin Bieber – Let’s Get Serious

Really, let’s get serious for a second. There was really no preparing me for this life. I was thrown into this at 12 years old, and I didn’t really know what I was getting myself into. There’s been moments I’m…

Roast of Justin Bieber – Martha Stewart – Changing Lives for the Better

Roast of Justin Bieber – Martha Stewart – Changing Lives for the Better

As we all know, Kevin is one of the biggest movie stars in the business right now, and he deserves it. He struggled for years. When he finally got his first big paycheck, he spent $150,000 on a watch. I…