Roast of Justin Bieber – Justin Bieber – Let’s Get Serious

Roast of Justin Bieber – Justin Bieber – Let’s Get Serious

Really, let’s get serious for a second. There was really no preparing me for this life. I was thrown into this at 12 years old, and I didn’t really know what I was getting myself into. There’s been moments I’m…

Roast of Rob Lowe – Nikki Glaser – Jeff Ross’s Royal Heritage

Roast of Rob Lowe – Nikki Glaser – Jeff Ross’s Royal Heritage

Tonight, Jeff is dressed as Prince…theprince of whales… the animal. You’re fat. [ Laughter ] Jeff, if you changed your name to a symbol, it would be the Arby’s logo. [ Laughter ]

Roast Battle II: L.A. Regionals Pt. 2 – Jamar Neighbors vs. Guy Branum – Uncensored

Roast Battle II: L.A. Regionals Pt. 2 – Jamar Neighbors vs. Guy Branum – Uncensored

Prop. 8, Section 8, are we ready? [cheers and applause] Let’s roast![bell dinging]– Guy… [woman laughing] You like a Jeff Ross beanbag chair. [laughter, cheers and applause][organ music playing]♪ ♪– Jamar, you’re so hot, but you’re so ghetto and uneducated,…

Roast of Justin Bieber – Natasha Leggero – Justin’s Fans – Uncensored

Roast of Justin Bieber – Natasha Leggero – Justin’s Fans – Uncensored

Justin Bieber, everybody. [cheers and applause] Seems like only yesterday you were discovered on YouTube. Time flies when you’re a piece of shit. No, Justin’s fans are called “Beliebers,” because these days, it’s considered politically incorrect to use the term…

Roast Battle – Final: Sarah Tiana vs. Mike Lawrence

Roast Battle – Final: Sarah Tiana vs. Mike Lawrence

(bell ringing) – Mike worked at McDonald’s for eight years. And I think we all know why he doesn’t work there anymore. They took away all the incentives. I mean, they tore down all the playgrounds. (audience laughing) – Really…

Eating Ass: Yea or Nay? – Agree to Disagree

Eating Ass: Yea or Nay? – Agree to Disagree

How do you even go about eating ass? You start making out? How does any sexual encounter start? With alcohol. Eating ass … yeah or nay? Nay. Yay. Nay. Yay. Can we all agree that you’re licking the place where…

Roast of Rob Lowe – David Spade – The Art of Acting

Roast of Rob Lowe – David Spade – The Art of Acting

It’s not easy being Rob. He said being so handsome made it difficult for him to find meaningful roles. I wanted to ask Brad Pitt about that, but he was too busy acting in meaningful roles.