Joseph Gordon-Levitt on Playing a Young Bruce Willis – Roast of Bruce Willis – Uncensored

Joseph Gordon-Levitt on Playing a Young Bruce Willis – Roast of Bruce Willis – Uncensored

Bruce Willis. What a career, right? “The Fifth Element,” “The Sixth Sense,” “The Whole Nine Yards,” “12 Monkeys.” Zero Oscars. [ Laughter ] Quentin Tarantino, M. Night Shyamalan, Wes Anderson, Michael Bay, these are just some of Bruce’s directors who…

Roast of Rob Lowe  – David Spade – Rob Lowe’s Memoir – Uncensored

Roast of Rob Lowe – David Spade – Rob Lowe’s Memoir – Uncensored

– Rob wrote a memoir called, Stories I Only Tell My Friends. Chapter one, the day I fucked your wife. (laughs loudly) You’re almost up. Despite all the insane jokes you’ve heard about Rob, he’s actually had a great career,…

Roast Battle – Ralphie May vs. Mike Lawrence

Roast Battle – Ralphie May vs. Mike Lawrence

You know, the roughest part of Ralphie’s divorce was getting the ring off his finger. [ Laughter ] [ Explosion ] Told you. [ Siren wails ] Mike reminds me of Pepé Le Pew from the “Looney Tunes” cartoons. He…

Roast of Justin Bieber – Ron Burgundy – A Star-Studded Evening  – Uncensored

Roast of Justin Bieber – Ron Burgundy – A Star-Studded Evening – Uncensored

Listen, people. Listen, listen. I don’t have a lot of time, all right? I don’t have a lot of time. I’m currently over at stage 24 hosting Spike TV’s “Your Mother’s a Fat Bitch” awards show. Some real clever writing,…

An Insult Comic Meets His Match – Key & Peele

An Insult Comic Meets His Match – Key & Peele

(crowd cheering) All right, thank you sir! All right. All right, how’s everybody, how’s everybody doin’? (crowd cheering) All right, and you guys can all hear me okay? Yeah! I know this guy can right here, boy this guys ears…

The Roast of Santa Claus

The Roast of Santa Claus

-Christmas is a week away, and I’m so excited. I love the decorations, the parties, the food. Maybe a little too much. After New Year’s, I’m gonna have to buy a bunch of new pants. And Spanx. [ Clears throat…

Roast Battle – Jimmy Carr vs. Christi Chiello

Roast Battle – Jimmy Carr vs. Christi Chiello

I WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT CHRISTI’S CAREER, BUT IT’S LIKE TRYING TO PUNCH FOG. THERE’S NOTHING THERE. THERE’S NOTHING. THERE ARE ISIS SLEEPER CELLS WITH HIGHER PROFILES. I LOOKED HER UP ON THE INTERNET, AND GOOGLE SAID, “ME EITHER.”…