Roast Battle – Ralphie May vs. Mike Lawrence

Roast Battle – Ralphie May vs. Mike Lawrence

You know, the roughest part of Ralphie’s divorce was getting the ring off his finger. [ Laughter ] [ Explosion ] Told you. [ Siren wails ] Mike reminds me of Pepé Le Pew from the “Looney Tunes” cartoons. He…

Roast Battle II: L.A. Regionals Pt. 1 – The Fight for Orange County – Uncensored

Roast Battle II: L.A. Regionals Pt. 1 – The Fight for Orange County – Uncensored

– Let’s roast! [bell dinging] – Keith only uses lambskin condoms because after sex, he enjoys a snack. [laughter] – Anna’s just jealous because my body is shaped like the eggs she can no longer produce. [laughter] – Keith just…

Dennis Rodman Burns the Whole Dais – Roast of Bruce Willis – Uncensored

Dennis Rodman Burns the Whole Dais – Roast of Bruce Willis – Uncensored

Hi. I’m Dennis Rodman. I’m the only guy on this stage has done some really cool shit. Hey, Ed Norton. What’s up, man? Edward goes by “Edward” and not “Ed” because he is a real dick. [ Laughter ] Ed…

Roast of Rob Lowe – Nikki Glaser – Jeff Ross’s Royal Heritage

Roast of Rob Lowe – Nikki Glaser – Jeff Ross’s Royal Heritage

Tonight, Jeff is dressed as Prince…theprince of whales… the animal. You’re fat. [ Laughter ] Jeff, if you changed your name to a symbol, it would be the Arby’s logo. [ Laughter ]

Martha Stewart Lays Into the Dais – Roast of Bruce Willis

Martha Stewart Lays Into the Dais – Roast of Bruce Willis

Thank you, Joseph. I know something about hosting parties, so I want to congratulate you on being the perfect host tonight. You set the table, faded into the background, and let the interesting people shine. -Bravo. -Thank you. Thank you.…

Annoying Orange – Annoying Orange Comedy Roast!

Annoying Orange – Annoying Orange Comedy Roast!

-(Grapefruit) Daneboe proudly presents the Comedy Roast of the Annoying Orange. Here’s your host, Pot Roast! -That’s right, everybody, just the way your mother made it. What now? [laughter] It’s great to be here tonight in the produce section. Seriously,…

PRANKED! Served her own food in top restaurant 😂 – BBC

PRANKED! Served her own food in top restaurant 😂 – BBC

OK, now, ladies and gentlemen, what is more important on Christmas Day itself than lunch? Personally, huge fan. Who loves a Christmas lunch, by way of applause? Who could not? But of course, it needs to be prepared, so can…