Whoa. Macaulay Culkin looks worse than I thought. [ Laughter ] [ Chuckles ] You know, last year, we did Bieber, and now it’s Rob Lowe. Who’s next — Flo, the Progressive Lady? [ Laughter ] David, thanks for taking…
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Roast of Rob Lowe – David Spade – Rob Lowe’s Memoir – Uncensored
– Rob wrote a memoir called, Stories I Only Tell My Friends. Chapter one, the day I fucked your wife. (laughs loudly) You’re almost up. Despite all the insane jokes you’ve heard about Rob, he’s actually had a great career,…
Roast of Rob Lowe – Behind the Scenes – Roast Master David Spade Takes Aim
– Hi, I’m Rob Lowe. – We’re here at the promo shoot right now where Rob’s getting all dolled up to help promote his own tongue lashing. – You know, people talk about honors in this town. Golden Globes, the…
What Comics Would Roast About Themselves – Stupid Questions with Chris Distefano
– Hey, what’s up everybody? Welcome to Stupid Questions: Roast Edition. (imitating sizzling) (laughing) I’m here with Nikki Glaser, Brian Moses, Coach Tea, and Dom Irrera. – A lot of people don’t know this. We went to grade school, high…
Roast of Rob Lowe – Nikki Glaser – Jeff Ross’s Royal Heritage
Tonight, Jeff is dressed as Prince…theprince of whales… the animal. You’re fat. [ Laughter ] Jeff, if you changed your name to a symbol, it would be the Arby’s logo. [ Laughter ]
Roast of Rob Lowe – Nikki Glaser – Jewel’s Notorious Smile
– Jewel is here. Or as I call her, Trailer Swift. (audience applauding) Jewel, I do not wanna badmouth you since God already did. (audience laughing) No. I think your smile is cute. I feel like your teeth are like…
Roast of Rob Lowe – David Spade – The Art of Acting
It’s not easy being Rob. He said being so handsome made it difficult for him to find meaningful roles. I wanted to ask Brad Pitt about that, but he was too busy acting in meaningful roles.
Roast of Rob Lowe – Jewel – Acoustic Roasting
So, Rob, I know you’ve always wondered why I didn’t kiss you that day. So tonight, I will tell you why…in song. [ Cheers and applause, soft guitar music plays ] ♪ Rob was so shocked on “The Lyon’s Den”…