Conceited’s Roast Had the Room Shook | Crack Me Up | Episode 6

Conceited’s Roast Had the Room Shook | Crack Me Up | Episode 6

– I mean you such a (bleep) with titties that Punkie want to date you. (laughing) (sucking noises) (hip hop music) – [Announcer] This is Crack Me Up, the show where two comedians battle to see who has the best…

Tosh.0 – Tosh Roast

Tosh.0 – Tosh Roast

>>The Comedy Central Roastof Justin Bieberwith your host master not Daniel Tosh and not starring Daniel Tosh, not Daniel Tosh, not Daniel Dwight Tosh. Daniel Tosh is not going to be there. Daniel Tosh will not be roasting. And finally,…

Remembering Greg Giraldo’s Best Burns

Mr. Greg Giraldo Greg Giraldo Greg Giraldo Thank you. Pillsbury jewboy. Pam Anderson is here everybody. You’ve caused me to spill more seed than Muhammad Ali at a bird feeder. Speaking of anal warts. Good to see courtney love here.…

Dane Cook – Working at Burger King

Dane Cook – Working at Burger King

FIRST JOB I HAD. BURGER KING. [woman laughs] [mocks laugh] [laughter] I’LL COME UP THERE, MA’AM. MY BROTHER GOT ME THE JOB TOO. MY BROTHER GOT ME THE JOB. MM-HMM. HE WAS THE MANAGER, AND HE GOT ME THE JOB.…

Drunk History – James Cook Returns to Hawaii

Drunk History – James Cook Returns to Hawaii

AND GOES, LIKE, HEY, EVERYBODY. I’M BACK. AND THEY’RE LIKE, OH, YOU’RE–WHY ARE YOU BACK? COOK IS JUST LIKE, NOW AS YOUR GOD, I DEMAND YOU TO FIX MY BOAT. MY BOAT GOT BROKE. NOW YOU GOT TO FIX MY…

Roast of Rob Lowe – Jewel – Acoustic Roasting

Roast of Rob Lowe – Jewel – Acoustic Roasting

So, Rob, I know you’ve always wondered why I didn’t kiss you that day. So tonight, I will tell you why…in song. [ Cheers and applause, soft guitar music plays ] ♪ Rob was so shocked on “The Lyon’s Den”…

Meeting Migrants at the Border – Jeff Ross Roasts the Border

Meeting Migrants at the Border – Jeff Ross Roasts the Border

More people cross over illegally here than anywhere else along America’s 2,000-mile border. So our government built this fence through Brownsville a decade ago to keep the strangers out. It hasn’t worked. They still come… Man: Three-oh-four, go ahead. Man:…