Joseph Gordon-Levitt on Playing a Young Bruce Willis – Roast of Bruce Willis – Uncensored

Joseph Gordon-Levitt on Playing a Young Bruce Willis – Roast of Bruce Willis – Uncensored

Bruce Willis. What a career, right? “The Fifth Element,” “The Sixth Sense,” “The Whole Nine Yards,” “12 Monkeys.” Zero Oscars. [ Laughter ] Quentin Tarantino, M. Night Shyamalan, Wes Anderson, Michael Bay, these are just some of Bruce’s directors who…

Roast of Rob Lowe  – David Spade – Rob Lowe’s Memoir – Uncensored

Roast of Rob Lowe – David Spade – Rob Lowe’s Memoir – Uncensored

– Rob wrote a memoir called, Stories I Only Tell My Friends. Chapter one, the day I fucked your wife. (laughs loudly) You’re almost up. Despite all the insane jokes you’ve heard about Rob, he’s actually had a great career,…

Nothing Can Keep Bruce Willis Down – Roast of Bruce Willis – Uncensored

Nothing Can Keep Bruce Willis Down – Roast of Bruce Willis – Uncensored

Nothing can keep me down. I’ve been attacked by terrorists, asteroids, film critics, music critics, restaurant critics, divorce lawyers, male-pattern baldness, and none of it — none of it stopped me because I am still Bruce Fuckin’ Willis. [ Cheers…

Roast Battle – Jimmy Carr vs. Christi Chiello

Roast Battle – Jimmy Carr vs. Christi Chiello

I WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT CHRISTI’S CAREER, BUT IT’S LIKE TRYING TO PUNCH FOG. THERE’S NOTHING THERE. THERE’S NOTHING. THERE ARE ISIS SLEEPER CELLS WITH HIGHER PROFILES. I LOOKED HER UP ON THE INTERNET, AND GOOGLE SAID, “ME EITHER.”…

Roast of Justin Bieber – Natasha Leggero – Justin’s Fans – Uncensored

Roast of Justin Bieber – Natasha Leggero – Justin’s Fans – Uncensored

Justin Bieber, everybody. [cheers and applause] Seems like only yesterday you were discovered on YouTube. Time flies when you’re a piece of shit. No, Justin’s fans are called “Beliebers,” because these days, it’s considered politically incorrect to use the term…

Roast of Justin Bieber – Snoop Dogg – Mug Shot – Uncensored

Roast of Justin Bieber – Snoop Dogg – Mug Shot – Uncensored

Now, most niggas, like myself, we go a little crazy when we get famous. Buy some dope cars, fuck some bad bitches, but, nigga, you bought a monkey. I mean, that monkey was more embarrassed than the one that started…

Roast of Rob Lowe – David Spade – The Art of Acting

Roast of Rob Lowe – David Spade – The Art of Acting

It’s not easy being Rob. He said being so handsome made it difficult for him to find meaningful roles. I wanted to ask Brad Pitt about that, but he was too busy acting in meaningful roles.