Flip Flops? Woooooo! Well… flippity floppity, watch that grade droppity. Hey Fred Durst. You can take of the hat or keep rollin, rollin, rollin, down to the dean. Hey, pull up the pants. What if there’s a zombie apocalyps? How do you expect to outrun the undead when you’re unbuttoned? Did you get that skirt at the saran wrap depot? Goodness, I’ve seen Nicholas Cage have a marriage longer than that thing. What’s up with those jeans man? Were you attacked by moths? Got more holes than the final season of Lost, what’s going on? Woooo, here I thought we were out of kleenex… but it turns out you just took it all and fashioned it… into a nice little see-thru shirt for yourself. Go change. You just gonna wear pajamas to my class? About to catch some z’s with those f’s, that what that is? Ahhhh yessss. That-a spaghetti strap you are a-wearing… It reminds me of my-a favorite Italian word-a Detention-e.