The Table of Chef Matthias – Trendy Ep03

The Table of Chef Matthias – Trendy Ep03


What is food? Why do we eat? Can you make a pork belly sing please? These are the questions that keep me up at night. Today, I will be preparing a contemporary twist on the surf und turf The first Step Ungh-gradient As you can see I has the finest ingredients in all of the land : This pork belly piece of shit ; some limes ; and of course the oyster. Hello little oyster Heh-lurh How are you today? I is an oystergh . I know you is an oyster, little oyster. I is an happy oysteghurg Shh Silencio little oyster, or you will make a fool out of the both of us. He is my friend. The second step Tach-nahk Today, I has made a little mousse. A mousse so light that it is lighter than air. Oh no! The mousse, it floats away. Ugh, how I will miss that a little mousse – Shut the fuck up oyster! The Third Step Inspir-ahsh When I was a little girl growing up in Austria, I opened up my first restaurant in 1937 and I said- Oh, ho Jesus, I seem to has- I cut my finger a little bit. That hasn’t happened in a while Anyway, I asked my sous-chef to peel a potato, a seemingly simple task. On Monday He sat down and he started to peel the potato and he peeled it so perfectly, piece by piece That it took him until Friday to finish peeling the poh tay toh. [chuckle] It was a perfect pota- ow! oh, oh! Oh oh my God I seem to have, uh, cut off my whole finger. Oh, wow that hasn’t happened in like 12 years I swear to God. I was- oh my god. Oh geez, that is- that’s quite deep. Okay. All right… um The fourth step Pahhrrr..hrr I feel passion in everything I do every single- oh the mousse is back! Come here little mousse. It is just as fun to chase the mousse. Ha ha ha ha! Oh you cheeky little mousse, you’re such a cock tease! The others, they said to me, Mattias You cannot serve this potatoes. It’s a labor costs alone. It would cost you $300 for one potato And I said “Well, why don’t we charge, $300 then?” and that is how we came up with the $300 poe tay toe. Op! Oh! I seem to has cut off my whole arm Oh! Like the mousse, my arm, it floats away! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Float after your arm, Mattias, it is your destiny-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay The final step, Raum Isn’t it beautiful up here in space? I has an erection oh Hello! I told you we would meet again Where did you get such little hat? I got it at the shoppies while I was- Oyster, I’m going to need you to shut ze fuck up, okay? Sorry.. Jesus Christ, you know ♫(nice little dubstep number)♫ [Mark trying his absolute hardest] Get it out Stop around Turn around Get along [Mark’s confused mumbles and heavy breathing] [Mark having an asthma attack?] [Aw, no, he’s fine]

100 thoughts on “The Table of Chef Matthias – Trendy Ep03”

  1. hahahaha I started laughing outloud by 0:18 haha oh my gosh I soon as I heard Zachary started talknig int that fucking accent hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWWEEEEE

    FUCK

    HOly

    HAHHAHA

    OKay

    alright

    okay I need to listen to the rest of the video now

    okay

    im good

    alright

    lets go

  2. YOU BOYS ARE SLACKING!!!! AT 2:34 IN THE TOP RIGHT CORNER YOU CAN SEE SOME DUDES HAND… WELL I THINK IT IS A DUDE, I DON'T WANT TO ASSUME ANYONES GENDER, NOW, DO I? HO HO HO HAHAHAHA

  3. The beginning was good but the ending could have been better. Still funny though. And what happened to Bargain Boyz? I WANT EPISODE 3 OF BARGAIN BOYZ

  4. aye, whats this, do we gotta pay to watch you act like a bunch of moustaches now, riding the wrinkly lip of success, hey!?

    Do you want to pay me for videos of me watching your videos? I don't think so. >:|

  5. Aunty Donna is the greatest producer of comedy of this generation!
    The only other people of this era that makes content as brilliant as this is Tim and Eric.

  6. i don't get why you guys are doing something so obvious like the cooking show injury bit when you guys are obviously capable of putting out original ideas. seems a bit tired compared to what you guys normally do.

  7. "In demonology, Raum is a Great Earl of Hell, ruling thirty legions of demons. He is depicted as a crow which adopts human form at the request of the conjurer."

  8. Ȓ͖̮̯̙̱̣̖͔͎̲̬͉͇̯̥̞̿̇̇̀͡ͅÀ̤͇̞̳̩̦̖̒̓ͫ́̚͘͜U̷̬̣̲̦̤̳̻͂ͤ̾̉ͭ̈ͬ͆͞M̵̶̢̺̟̘̝̖͔̰ͦ͆͌̀́̀

  9. This is by far one of my favourite videos on YouTube right now.

    I run a CRO Agency … how the heck do I work with you guys. P.s. I saw you in London last year. I felt the warm splash of your sweat upon my cheek… It was quite the ride :/

  10. I love some of their shit but most videos are terrible. Which ones are good like bigoted bill and pitch perfect? bikie wars was good too.

  11. Still find it to be one of the most underrated sketches. IT NEEDS MORE ATTENTION. MOAR
    I even made some good friends by showing classmates this video
    it truly is magical

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